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[Barman]

I?ve bought some space on a new ISP.

I?m planning to move the site? prolly, um soon.

I?m confident that it will solve all our issues and be faster too? 

[Nick]

Shouldn't you be at a wedding?

[Snoopy]

I?ve bought some space on a new ISP.

I?m planning to move the site? prolly, um soon.

I?m confident that it will solve all our issues and be faster too? 

I refer the Honourable Barman to "Another Place" where they have been running a "warning" that things may slow down a bit whilst they indulge in similar virtual gymnastic. They have been running this warning for some time now.

[Snoopy]

I?ve bought some space on a new ISP.

I?m planning to move the site? prolly, um soon.

I?m confident that it will solve all our issues and be faster too? 

I refer the Honourable Barman to "Another Place" where they have been running a "warning" that things may slow down a bit whilst they indulge in similar virtual gymnastic. They have been running this warning for some time now.

Naturally having posted that I check and the warning seems to have been downgraded.

[Barman]

Shouldn't you be at a wedding?

Noooo... I'm just going to the reception - I hate churches. 

[Barman]

I?ve bought some space on a new ISP.

I?m planning to move the site? prolly, um soon.

I?m confident that it will solve all our issues and be faster too? 

I refer the Honourable Barman to "Another Place" where they have been running a "warning" that things may slow down a bit whilst they indulge in similar virtual gymnastic. They have been running this warning for some time now.

Naturally having posted that I check and the warning seems to have been downgraded.

Nooo... Most likely we'll be off air for a couple of days while I transfer the DNS settings from one ISP to another. I should have the site up-and-running during that time. 

[Nick]

Sensible. Get your kit on. Or off, as the case may be

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[Barman]

Sensible. Get your kit on

Yes, that's my outfit on the right... 

[Snoopy]

Sensible. Get your kit on

  That's a new one 

[Bar Wench]

Pointless load of old tripe.

[Barman]

Pointless load of old tripe.

I thought you were taking a sabbatical? 

[Misunderstood]

Nooo... Most likely we'll be off air for a couple of days while I transfer the DNS settings from one ISP to another. I should have the site up-and-running during that time. 

WHAT ???   You can't do that !!   We haven't negotiated the compensation rates yet 

We are all registered addicts and deserve special treatment.   

[Barman]

I shall make it as painless as possible... 

[Snoopy]

Nooo... Most likely we'll be off air for a couple of days while I transfer the DNS settings from one ISP to another. I should have the site up-and-running during that time. 

WHAT ???   You can't do that !!   We haven't negotiated the compensation rates yet 

We are all registered addicts and deserve special treatment.   

[Barman]

I'm moving my main (business) site this weekend...

If all goes okay I shall move this one the weekend after.

Most of you don't bother to turn up at weekends anyway...