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Offline TG

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Xbox One
« on: March 14, 2014, 03:55:05 PM »
I got one delivered on launch day.

Without doubt it has supernatural powers.

You can talk to it and it occasionally it will do as you tell it.

You can wave and gesture at it like Tom Cruise in Minority Report and every now and then it responds.

The camera recognises people. Zooms in and tracks people as they move.

If you sit in front of it for long enough (about half an hour) it can actually measure your pulse which is obviously really useful.

It is not backwards compatible.

There are few games for it unless they are tarted up 360 games.

This is a great machine whose time is yet to come. Should have waited 6 months if not a year.

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Bejewelled Blitz anyone?
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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2014, 04:00:04 PM »
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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2014, 04:20:28 PM »
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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2014, 06:42:40 PM »
I got one delivered on launch day.

Without doubt it has supernatural powers.

You can talk to it and it occasionally it will do as you tell it.

You can wave and gesture at it like Tom Cruise in Minority Report and every now and then it responds.

The camera recognises people. Zooms in and tracks people as they move.

If you sit in front of it for long enough (about half an hour) it can actually measure your pulse which is obviously really useful.

It is not backwards compatible.

There are few games for it unless they are tarted up 360 games.

This is a great machine whose time is yet to come. Should have waited 6 months if not a year.

Review ended.

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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2014, 07:09:42 PM »
Well if it don't I ain't buying one even with TG's enthusiastic "nobody died yet" review


Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2014, 07:12:51 PM »
Well if it don't I ain't buying one even with TG's enthusiastic "nobody died yet" review

Agreed.... we should boycott it until it gets the pickled onion add-on.....  Thumbs:
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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2014, 07:30:09 PM »
Well if it don't I ain't buying one even with TG's enthusiastic "nobody died yet" review

Agreed.... we should boycott it until it gets the pickled onion add-on.....  Thumbs:
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Shock News!

Amazon are selling a Pickled Onions add on for the XBox One - that is also PS4 compatible

Amazon Link


But actually I can't stand Pickled Onions.  Pickled Eggs?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2014, 10:00:29 PM »
Darwin thinks this is about voting and ballots.........

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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2014, 12:40:26 PM »
Well if it don't I ain't buying one even with TG's enthusiastic "nobody died yet" review

Agreed.... we should boycott it until it gets the pickled onion add-on.....  Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

Shock News!

Amazon are selling a Pickled Onions add on for the XBox One - that is also PS4 compatible

Amazon Link


But actually I can't stand Pickled Onions.  Pickled Eggs?

£15 Quid for 6 jars! Thats .... erm..... mutter mutter... 4 QUID A JAR!

I may go into business.  Thumbs:
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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2014, 03:29:36 PM »
Well if it don't I ain't buying one even with TG's enthusiastic "nobody died yet" review

Agreed.... we should boycott it until it gets the pickled onion add-on.....  Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

Shock News!

Amazon are selling a Pickled Onions add on for the XBox One - that is also PS4 compatible

Amazon Link


But actually I can't stand Pickled Onions.  Pickled Eggs?

£15 Quid for 6 jars! Thats .... erm..... mutter mutter... 4 QUID A JAR!

I may go into business.  Thumbs:

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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2014, 04:16:48 PM »
Well if it don't I ain't buying one even with TG's enthusiastic "nobody died yet" review

Agreed.... we should boycott it until it gets the pickled onion add-on.....  Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

Shock News!

Amazon are selling a Pickled Onions add on for the XBox One - that is also PS4 compatible

Amazon Link


But actually I can't stand Pickled Onions.  Pickled Eggs?

£15 Quid for 6 jars! Thats .... erm..... mutter mutter... 4 QUID A JAR!

I may go into business.  Thumbs:

Be better off buying a calculator  whistle:







14/6=2.33333333333333333333333333333333333333 per jar
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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2014, 04:18:36 PM »
Well if it don't I ain't buying one even with TG's enthusiastic "nobody died yet" review

Agreed.... we should boycott it until it gets the pickled onion add-on.....  Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

Shock News!

Amazon are selling a Pickled Onions add on for the XBox One - that is also PS4 compatible

Amazon Link


But actually I can't stand Pickled Onions.  Pickled Eggs?

£15 Quid for 6 jars! Thats .... erm..... mutter mutter... 4 QUID A JAR!

I may go into business.  Thumbs:

Be better off buying a calculator  whistle:







14/6=2.33333333333333333333333333333333333333 per jar

14 n 6...how old are the jars.... rubschin:

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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2014, 04:20:55 PM »
I think my irony radar may be on the blink.
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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2014, 05:54:18 PM »
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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2014, 07:50:21 PM »
Ah but do they work with the X-Box?
Well, whatever, nevermind