Idiot Mission Statements

[Nick]

An august organ is open on my desk. My eye was drawn to a job advert. The corporate strap lline is:

Improving People's Lives (gap)












in Salford

BOMB IT THEN!

[Misunderstood]

An august organ is open on my desk. My eye was drawn to a job advert. The corporate strap lline is:

Improving People's Lives (gap)


in Salford

BOMB IT THEN!

I HATE idiotic mission statements.   We fought for two weeks to come up with "Your lives are our future"   

In my view, it makes us look like whimsical airheads. 

[Snoopy]

An august organ is open on my desk. My eye was drawn to a job advert. The corporate strap lline is:

Improving People's Lives (gap)


in Salford

BOMB IT THEN!

I HATE idiotic mission statements.   We fought for two weeks to come up with "Your lives are our future"   

In my view, it makes us look like whimsical airheads. 

Firmly believing that a "Mission Statement" should encapsulate the purpose of the business I once suggested that the company I was working for should adopt ~ "Seeking to Maximise our Profits at your Expense".
For some reason the CEO decided I wasn't entering into the team spirit he wanted at that meeting. 

[Nick]

He wasn't "up to speed"

[Snoopy]

He wasn't "up to speed"

Couldn't "square the circle" 

[Nick]

Push the envelope?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Think outside the box

[Snoopy]

Run it up a flag pole and see who salutes it.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Blue sky thinking

[Snoopy]

Does anyone have issues with that? 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

  lol:Let's hit the ground running.

[Snoopy]

Mrs S has a member of management who has stopped "Thinking outside the box" and now says "Now we are beyond the box" ................ She says she may kill him this term.

[grumpyoldsoldier]