Disgusterous
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5] 6 7 ... 10   Go Down

Author Topic: New Mobile Phone  (Read 25446 times)

0 Members and 4 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36474
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #60 on: April 26, 2014, 10:19:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2014, 05:48:08 AM
Now it says it is in Staufenberg....  cry:

Obviously a smart phone then, it know's where its ending up and is trying to delay arrival for as long as possible.  whistle:
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154196
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #61 on: April 26, 2014, 10:21:51 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2014, 10:19:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2014, 05:48:08 AM
Now it says it is in Staufenberg....  cry:

Obviously a smart phone then, it know's where its ending up and is trying to delay arrival for as long as possible.  whistle:

 evil:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Steve

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 64182
  • Reputation: -4
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #62 on: April 26, 2014, 10:26:26 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2014, 10:21:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2014, 10:19:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2014, 05:48:08 AM
Now it says it is in Staufenberg....  cry:

Obviously a smart phone then, it know's where its ending up and is trying to delay arrival for as long as possible.  whistle:

 evil:
happy001
Logged
Well, whatever, nevermind

Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

  • Fool Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4917
  • Reputation: 0
  • What a dead end job . .
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #63 on: April 26, 2014, 06:23:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2014, 06:50:17 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 25, 2014, 05:55:02 PM
Quote from: Miss Adventure on April 22, 2014, 11:10:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 22, 2014, 10:40:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2014, 10:30:42 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 22, 2014, 10:26:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2014, 10:13:07 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:

Count me in - the 5s is brillllllliant!

(Even spooks need a reliable bit of kit . . . )

But can you dunk it in water for half an hour like....?  whistle:

Why would you want to?

Are you planning on phoning a friend while scuba diving?

(Make up your own jokes)
Logged
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

Offline Steve

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 64182
  • Reputation: -4
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #64 on: April 26, 2014, 09:57:17 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 26, 2014, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2014, 06:50:17 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 25, 2014, 05:55:02 PM
Quote from: Miss Adventure on April 22, 2014, 11:10:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 22, 2014, 10:40:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2014, 10:30:42 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 22, 2014, 10:26:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2014, 10:13:07 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:

Count me in - the 5s is brillllllliant!

(Even spooks need a reliable bit of kit . . . )

But can you dunk it in water for half an hour like....?  whistle:

Why would you want to?

Are you planning on phoning a friend while scuba diving?

(Make up your own jokes)
The Motorola isn't the only or even best phone that has a "drop down the loo" protection coating and you can buy the nano coating stuff off interweb nowadays even Amazon

I go for the cheaper option, don't use the phone in the bathroom
Logged
Well, whatever, nevermind

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154196
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #65 on: April 28, 2014, 11:43:59 AM »
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Steve

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 64182
  • Reputation: -4
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #66 on: April 28, 2014, 12:03:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2014, 11:43:59 AM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:
lol:

Germans don't really work weekends.  I once suggested to a German company that I'd pay extra for them to work weekends to get some desperately needed special circuit boards.  They said they'd be breaking the law to even ask.   Banghead

They're still in work, I'm not  rubschin:
Logged
Well, whatever, nevermind

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 66197
  • Reputation: -2
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2014, 12:04:30 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2014, 11:43:59 AM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

Can you not get an APP on your phone to track it.......... rubschin:
Logged

Offline Steve

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 64182
  • Reputation: -4
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #68 on: April 28, 2014, 12:44:35 PM »
I do think it should be sending postcards like wot those free meerkat toys do





Logged
Well, whatever, nevermind

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154196
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #69 on: April 28, 2014, 12:47:15 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2014, 12:44:35 PM
I do think it should be sending postcards like wot those free meerkat toys do




 ;D
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36474
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #70 on: April 28, 2014, 06:53:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2014, 11:43:59 AM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

I refer the gentleman to my earlier post...  point:
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 66197
  • Reputation: -2
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #71 on: April 28, 2014, 06:58:20 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2014, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2014, 11:43:59 AM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

I refer the gentleman to my earlier post...  point:

He may well be using the post for communication soon......... whistle:
Logged

Offline Baldy

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14085
  • Reputation: 0
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #72 on: April 28, 2014, 07:00:04 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2014, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2014, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2014, 11:43:59 AM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

I refer the gentleman to my earlier post...  point:

He may well be using the post for communication soon......... whistle:

A good job he never manages to shoot those pigeons.  Thumbs:
Logged

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154196
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #73 on: April 28, 2014, 07:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on April 28, 2014, 07:00:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2014, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2014, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2014, 11:43:59 AM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

I refer the gentleman to my earlier post...  point:

He may well be using the post for communication soon......... whistle:

A good job he never manages to shoot those pigeons.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36474
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: New Mobile Phone
« Reply #74 on: April 28, 2014, 07:13:43 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on April 28, 2014, 07:00:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2014, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2014, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2014, 11:43:59 AM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

I refer the gentleman to my earlier post...  point:

He may well be using the post for communication soon......... whistle:

A good job he never manages to shoot those pigeons.  Thumbs:

And each time he misses...

http://youtu.be/RXKJolS9Atg

 whistle:
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5] 6 7 ... 10   Go Up
« previous next »