Snoggin'

[GROWLER]

Dunno if it's me age or what, but I find snoggin' totally repulsive.  

Was in Asda the other night, and there was this young couple who had to have a cuddle and snog inbetween every item being placed in the trolley.  
God, I wanted to puke.  

Felt like tapping him on the shoulder to suggest he just gave her a 'good sorting' there and then over the fish counter.
Give me strength.

[Barman]

Dunno if it's me age or what, but I find snoggin' totally repulsive.  

Was in Asda the other night, and there was this young couple who had to have a cuddle and snog inbetween every item being placed in the trolley.  
God, I wanted to puke.  

Felt like tapping him on the shoulder to suggest he just gave her a 'good sorting' there and then over the fish counter.
Give me strength.

Young people that can?t control their urges in public can be quite repulsive? 

[Snoopy]

I hear that people pay good money to watch that sort of thing.

[Barman]

I hear that people pay good money to watch that sort of thing.

Indeed, I?ve seen one of those shows. 

But if a couple are playing tongue tennis in the local supermarket or pub that?s a big no-no. 

[Misunderstood]

Public snogging is an utterly repulsive pastime.

When someone else is doing it...

Somehow it didn't seem quite so bad when I was doing it. 

[Nick]

Yes, I saw two youngsters at it like hoovers in mid pavement in Worcester the other day.  Why do you never have a pail of cold water to hand when you need one? evil:

[Barman]

Yes, I saw two youngsters at it like hoovers in mid pavement in Worcester the other day.  Why do you never have a pail of cold water to hand when you need one?

Aaaah... young love. 

[Bar Wench]

I was going to say I never did such a thing. And then a vague memory crept in of me and the BF at the time being hooted at on a road in Cambridge. I blame afternoon drinking. 

Mr Wench isn't one for PDAs so no public snogging goes on these days. And I must say the couple that were at it in the supermarket queue last night were vomititious. You could hear the slurpping! 

[Barman]

You could hear the slurpping! 

Um, what exactly where they up to? 

[Uncle Mort]

With my situation it's like eating in front of a starving man.    

[Barman]

With my situation it's like eating in front of a starving man.

Sounds like you need to order your groceries on line then?

[Darwins Selection]

I was going to say I never did such a thing. And then a vague memory crept in of me and the BF at the time being hooted at on a road in Cambridge. I blame afternoon drinking. 

Mr Wench isn't one for PDAs so no public snogging goes on these days. And I must say the couple that were at it in the supermarket queue last night were vomititious. You could hear the slurpping! 

None of my business of course, but I note you refer to BF and Mr Wench as separate personae.

Did I missed something?

Have you married Stephen Hawking for his money but kept a horny-handed son of the soil for your own pleasure?

[GROWLER]

Timetable of luurve:

0-14 days. Look at each other nervously. Dare I, don't I?
14-21 days. First snog in private quickly followed by first fumble, thinking 'this IS luurve.
21-28 days. First shag and can't keep my eyes of her. Have to snog and fondle at EVERY opportunity....including in the supermarket.
1-6 months. Novelty slowly starts to wear off and reduced to holding hands and snoggin' in private only.
6-72 months. Have to do the 'right thing'. Get married, get lumbered  with a 25 year mortgage and 2.5 two legged mortgages for life.
72 months onwards. Find a bit of 'new fluff' and start all over again.

FFS. Don't we EVER learn?

[Snoopy]

Timetable of luurve:

0-14 days. Look at each other nervously. Dare I, don't I?
14-21 days. First snog in private quickly followed by first fumble, thinking 'this IS luurve.
21-28 days. First shag and can't keep my eyes of her. Have to snog and fondle at EVERY opportunity....including in the supermarket.
1-6 months. Novelty slowly starts to wear off and reduced to holding hands and snoggin' in private only.
6-72 months. Have to do the 'right thing'. Get married, get lumbered  with a 25 year mortgage and 2.5 two legged mortgages for life.
72 months onwards. Find a bit of 'new fluff' and start all over again.

FFS. Don't we EVER learn?

I am living testament to the truth of that.

[Bar Wench]

I was going to say I never did such a thing. And then a vague memory crept in of me and the BF at the time being hooted at on a road in Cambridge. I blame afternoon drinking. 

Mr Wench isn't one for PDAs so no public snogging goes on these days. And I must say the couple that were at it in the supermarket queue last night were vomititious. You could hear the slurpping! 

None of my business of course, but I note you refer to BF and Mr Wench as separate personae.

Did I missed something?

Have you married Stephen Hawking for his money but kept a horny-handed son of the soil for your own pleasure?

Previous BF, an ex. Mr Wench is current BF.

Stephen Hawking is a pervert! What first attracted me to multimillionare Stephen Hawking?  You would have to have a bit on the side though wouldn't you.