Working with Mongs...

[apc2010]

At last, years after some bastard stole the original one I can finally replace my coffee mug for when I'm having to work with idiots and need to be subtle in my opinion of them. 



https://www.cafepress.com/mf/70577780/waters-of-knowledge_mugs

20oz of caffinated goodness with the subtle message that I think you are a gormless areshole and fodder for Mr Darwin sir 

 

I'm not sure I see the educational benefit of simultaneous drowning and sodomy?

 

[Grumpmeister]

At last, years after some bastard stole the original one I can finally replace my coffee mug for when I'm having to work with idiots and need to be subtle in my opinion of them. 



https://www.cafepress.com/mf/70577780/waters-of-knowledge_mugs

20oz of caffinated goodness with the subtle message that I think you are a gormless areshole and fodder for Mr Darwin sir 

 

I'm not sure I see the educational benefit of simultaneous drowning and sodomy?

 

Given that he seems to be sitting half way up the victim's back I'm guessing that public school education may have been lax on the biology front in Mr Darwin sir's day. Mind you back then leeches were the all purpose cure all so that isn't surprising... 

[Grumpmeister]

For some reason I saw this and thought of Apey... 

https://youtu.be/aW_OplPL4Ec

 

[apc2010]

So Britains got talent ...Stavros Flattely is living here permanetly now ..his son has a barber and the old man a watersports ....

But they still do their show ...not as funny now as the "boy" is a bloke..

anyhoo ..he has always charged a fortune thanks to his TV fame ...about 750 to 1500 for 20 mins...   anyhoo some Brides2B have been asking on FB about him/prices.....they have posted replies from him (team)....

They ALL state cash on night ..no reciept ...  

[Steve]

Is that €750 to 1500 to persuade him to stay away?

[Barman]

So Britains got talent ...Stavros Flattely is living here permanetly now ..his son has a barber and the old man a watersports ....

But they still do their show ...not as funny now as the "boy" is a bloke..

anyhoo ..he has always charged a fortune thanks to his TV fame ...about 750 to 1500 for 20 mins...   anyhoo some Brides2B have been asking on FB about him/prices.....they have posted replies from him (team)....

They ALL state cash on night ..no reciept ...

 

[apc2010]

       from planner..

"If you put whats apps or msg on your laptop we could get in touch during a wedding ...."

APEY ...so during a 1st dance etc ..I could get a notification or ringing for a call ....????....!!!!!....    

Silence......  

[Barman]

      from planner..

"If you put whats apps or msg on your laptop we could get in touch during a wedding ...."

APEY ...so during a 1st dance etc ..I could get a notification or ringing for a call ....????....!!!!!....    

Silence......

 

[apc2010]

 

A Dj who worked for us last week ...(and has before in the past..).....

Called my competitor and asked to be paid ....


Seriously how do these people survive day to day life......

He even argued with her ...that he did work for her ...!!!!!.....  

[Steve]

A Dj who worked for us last week ...(and has before in the past..).....

Called my competitor and asked to be paid ....


Seriously how do these people survive day to day life......

He even argued with her ...that he did work for her ...!!!!!.....

[apc2010]

A Dj who worked for us last week ...(and has before in the past..).....

Called my competitor and asked to be paid ....


Seriously how do these people survive day to day life......

He even argued with her ...that he did work for her ...!!!!!.....

BTW ..he has NEVER worked for her... (just found out )......and now ....never will ...!!!

[Barman]

A Dj who worked for us last week ...(and has before in the past..).....

Called my competitor and asked to be paid ....


Seriously how do these people survive day to day life......

He even argued with her ...that he did work for her ...!!!!!.....

BTW ..he has NEVER worked for her... (just found out )......and now ....never will ...!!!

 

[apc2010]

A bride to be msgs me ......"How much to Dj wedding etc" ...

now she has an unusual name so check in diary ..I have a booking under her name ..from a planner ...

Her ..I haven't booked a Dj ..

Me ..Maybe the Dj is part of a package ..but you have a Dj don't worry....

Her ..NO ..I don't ...!!!..

Me ...are you getting married on this date ..? at this venue ..?? (she has not told me where/date herself).....

Her...Yes ..and I want to book a Dj..!!!!!...

she has not realised I know her date/venue ... ...

Wonder if I can get paid twice for same gig ...

[Barman]

A bride to be msgs me ......"How much to Dj wedding etc" ...

now she has an unusual name so check in diary ..I have a booking under her name ..from a planner ...

Her ..I haven't booked a Dj ..

Me ..Maybe the Dj is part of a package ..but you have a Dj don't worry....

Her ..NO ..I don't ...!!!..

Me ...are you getting married on this date ..? at this venue ..?? (she has not told me where/date herself).....

Her...Yes ..and I want to book a Dj..!!!!!...

she has not realised I know her date/venue ... ...

Wonder if I can get paid twice for same gig ...

Kerrrrrchiiiinnngg! 

[apc2010]

Piss boiling time...    we had the other week 23 gigs on 5 days ....so we had to use "new" Djs..now I understand they only know of me ...I explain payment terms etc ..some agreed some negociated (fair enough ) .....

We got them covered .....but I had to use a Dj that is "odd" .....he phoned me to ask where the electric socket was in a venue ..(he was there ..I was not !!..)...

Now he has worked (as last resort) for me and known me for 6 years .? ....the next day he is asking for money ...   and then telling me that I should ditate to TUI ..   when we get paid ..(all discussed prior to gig )...

To put in perspective ..his last job was collecting trolleys/car park attendent in Lidl ....and I pay him a week Lidl money a bight ..!!..


and every week he e-mails me ..."get rich quick schemes" he is trying to start ..from gold stock ..to selling ex-pats insurance ..the last one was leasing cars ..IN UK ...

Today he has sent a rude msg to Miss T ...   demanding his money ....