So back to Lidl then for the prat
Exactly ...a planner spoke to me the other day to ask if I knew any extra Djs ......I forgot to mention him ... 
So today I wake up to a threat on my facebook page for ALL to see from him ... 
which is quite funny if you have seen him ... 
..but not professional ..!!
I am calming down before responding ..... 
Well that went well NOT ...it is impossible to keep calm ..when dealing with f88king complete idiots ..
EG ..Apey ..I explained when I offered you the gigs terms of payment ....
MONG...Well I don't remember....
Mong ..I do not believe you wait 6 weeks to be paid ...
Apey ..I explain this is true and normally I pay before this ...but as you have pissed me off ..NO ...
Mong ....I am going to call TUI ....
...at this point I am beyond caring....so tell him the UK head office number ...
Then I calmly ask ..What happened to .....Buying shares in gold bullion ..leasing cars in Uk....selling ex-pats health insurance and 3 other "sure deals" he has pestered me to invest in...
A Looooooooooong list of excuses follow for each scheme failing .....but none of them being ."it was a con" ..or .."I am a F777ing idiot .." !!....
he annoyed me more with threats .....
So I politely pointed out in a season where Djs are rarer than rocking horse shit ..and that anyone with a set of speakers is working ...he has only had 2 gigs ..BOTH from me ..?? !!..maybe he should question why no one else has offered him work ..
He then says .."I cannot afford petrol this week " .....so I reply with a quote from him explaining how much money he is making from bullion that he wanted me to invest in last month .." ? .....
