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Offline miss Tchevious

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Padlock Pockets
« on: May 16, 2014, 02:42:21 PM »
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:
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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2014, 02:46:58 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 16, 2014, 02:42:21 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2014, 02:48:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2014, 02:46:58 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 16, 2014, 02:42:21 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

happy001


They were new trousers and some how my wallet turned side-wise... cussing:
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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2014, 02:58:24 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2014, 02:48:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2014, 02:46:58 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 16, 2014, 02:42:21 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

happy001


They were new trousers and some how my wallet turned side-wise... cussing:

I blame the moths!  point:
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Offline Steve

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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2014, 03:22:43 PM »
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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2014, 04:28:43 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2014, 02:48:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2014, 02:46:58 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 16, 2014, 02:42:21 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

happy001


They were new trousers and some how my wallet turned side-wise... cussing:

Yes of course . . .  char048



















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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2014, 04:42:14 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 16, 2014, 02:42:21 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

I guess he was only intending to buy a box of matches.  rubschin:
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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2014, 06:09:32 PM »
Classic  razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2014, 06:23:04 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 16, 2014, 02:42:21 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

Well I suppose it makes a change from the usual 'I forgot my wallet' gag.  lol:
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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2014, 10:16:54 PM »
 cussing:  stupid trousers ....... cussing:
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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2014, 03:43:53 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2014, 10:16:54 PM
cussing:  stupid trousers ....... cussing:

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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2014, 03:14:29 PM »
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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2014, 08:04:39 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 16, 2014, 02:42:21 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2014, 03:30:05 PM »
Seems to me it's time to accept you have gone up a waist size Mr Apey  whistle:
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Re: Padlock Pockets
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2014, 03:31:44 PM »
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