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Handbag technology
« on: May 17, 2014, 02:29:52 PM »
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2014, 02:31:52 PM »
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2014, 02:40:05 PM »
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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2014, 02:45:29 PM »
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

Or how about if they didn't carry about quite so much shyte in them....?  noooo:

[serious] I think any form of self-defence thing - tazer, pepper spray, etc. is illegal in the UK unless you are plod.... [/serious]
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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2014, 02:47:58 PM »
Not illegal you say? Excellent  :thumbsup:
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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2014, 03:17:04 PM »
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

Or how about if they didn't carry about quite so much shyte in them....?  noooo:

[serious] I think any form of self-defence thing - tazer, pepper spray, etc. is illegal in the UK unless you are plod.... [/serious]
If the the battery is big and heavy enough, a simple 'handbagging' would do the trick.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2014, 03:19:51 PM »
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2014, 03:30:03 PM »
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

Or how about if they didn't carry about quite so much shyte in them....?  noooo:

[serious] I think any form of self-defence thing - tazer, pepper spray, etc. is illegal in the UK unless you are plod.... [/serious]
If the the battery is big and heavy enough, a simple 'handbagging' would do the trick.  :thumbsup:

The battery in what?  eeek:
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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2014, 03:52:10 PM »
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2014, 07:24:56 PM »
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:

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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2014, 07:45:24 PM »
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:

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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2014, 07:47:10 PM »
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:

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I could market them here  Thumbs:

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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2014, 07:48:38 PM »
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:

There could be munny in this.  Thumbs:

I could market them here  Thumbs:

Do you need samples?  rubschin:

Always up for samples  ;)
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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2014, 07:50:41 PM »
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:

There could be munny in this.  Thumbs:

I could market them here  Thumbs:

Do you need samples?  rubschin:

Always up for samples  ;)

I could show you how they need to be used propper like.

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Re: Handbag technology
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2014, 07:53:16 PM »
My lovely thread  sad32: sad32:
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