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Offline boogs

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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #75 on: May 29, 2014, 08:42:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 29, 2014, 08:35:08 PM
I have been tasked to do therapy  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

No just ask him " Do you want to shag her ? or are you just fVcking weird "  see what he says  Shrugs:

He might punch you in the ear and make it better  Thumbs:
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #76 on: May 29, 2014, 08:45:29 PM »
Yeah ...just ask him what he's into ?  ;D
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #77 on: May 29, 2014, 08:47:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2014, 08:45:29 PM
Yeah ...just ask him what he's into ?  ;D

 lol: :thumbsup:
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #78 on: May 29, 2014, 08:49:15 PM »
A full report may follow. Wish me luck
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #79 on: May 29, 2014, 08:50:08 PM »
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #80 on: May 29, 2014, 08:52:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 29, 2014, 08:49:15 PM
A full report may follow. Wish me luck

If it involves 'spanked monkey or choked chicken' on the menu do not bother.  noooo:
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #81 on: May 29, 2014, 10:23:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 29, 2014, 08:49:15 PM
A full report may follow. Wish me luck

In a minute Nick you will wake up with the world all wavy lines for a bit and realise that it was all real
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #82 on: May 30, 2014, 04:26:23 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 29, 2014, 08:26:27 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 29, 2014, 08:20:15 PM
Ex brother in law of a friend. She thinks he wants to shag her. He llives here. I am tasked to check him out. He was married to her twin sister (who died) and she has suspicions about his pressing invites......... scared2: scared2:

All booked up on that well known travel website......wierd-ginger-swingers-midgetporn-bring-your-mates-and-the-disabled-lollipop-laydee-from-your-junior-skewell.com.  Thumbs:

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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #83 on: May 31, 2014, 03:31:20 PM »
Well that was fun...... Thumbs:
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #84 on: May 31, 2014, 03:33:37 PM »
Well, I have come back with an ear infection and some anti ear pills the size of billiard balls. Oh, and an exploded jar of honey in my suitcase  cussing:
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #85 on: May 31, 2014, 03:53:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 31, 2014, 03:33:37 PM
Well, I have come back with an ear infection and some anti ear pills the size of billiard balls. Oh, and an exploded jar of honey in my suitcase  cussing:

 noooo:
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #86 on: May 31, 2014, 03:56:04 PM »
Everyfink in the case was clean  cussing:  And I lost a pair of pants  noooo:
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #87 on: May 31, 2014, 10:56:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 31, 2014, 03:56:04 PM
Everyfink in the case was clean  cussing:  And I lost a pair of pants  noooo:

Did the ladee they landed on keep them  eeek:
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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #88 on: June 01, 2014, 06:25:07 PM »
Good job I left yesterday  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:


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Re: The New Nick's Spainish tour....
« Reply #89 on: June 01, 2014, 07:25:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 29, 2014, 08:35:08 PM
I have been tasked to do therapy  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

To be fair, we have been telling you that for years now.  whistle:
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