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Over enthusiastic washing machines
« on: May 30, 2014, 03:30:47 PM »
THREE HOURS on ONE wash cycle. It's underpants, not fooking nuclear waste!!!  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2014, 03:32:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 30, 2014, 03:30:47 PM
THREE HOURS on ONE wash cycle. It's underpants, not fooking nuclear waste!!!  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Is it one of those clever machines that detects how filthy the washing is...?  whistle:
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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2014, 03:35:52 PM »
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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2014, 04:46:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 30, 2014, 03:30:47 PM
THREE HOURS on ONE wash cycle. It's underpants, not fooking nuclear waste!!!  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Nuclear waste is safer to handle apparently.  noooo:
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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2014, 04:48:47 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2014, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 30, 2014, 03:30:47 PM
THREE HOURS on ONE wash cycle. It's underpants, not fooking nuclear waste!!!  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Nuclear waste is safer to handle apparently.  noooo:
lol:
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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2014, 05:01:59 PM »
A gust of wind blew a pair of pants off the dryer thingy. They landed on some wumman's head  razz: She screamed.

I am hiding.

Need pegs  rubschin:
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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2014, 05:13:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 30, 2014, 05:01:59 PM
A gust of wind blew a pair of pants off the dryer thingy. They landed on some wumman's head  razz: She screamed.

I am hiding.

Need  Wind-eze  rubschin:

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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2014, 05:15:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 30, 2014, 05:01:59 PM
A gust of wind blew a pair of pants off the dryer thingy. They landed on some wumman's head  razz: She screamed.

I am hiding.

Need pegs  rubschin:





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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2014, 05:59:33 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 30, 2014, 05:15:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 30, 2014, 05:01:59 PM
A gust of wind blew a pair of pants off the dryer thingy. They landed on some wumman's head  razz: She screamed.

I am hiding.

Need pegs  rubschin:





 eeek:
lol: lol:
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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2014, 06:05:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 30, 2014, 05:01:59 PM
A gust of wind blew a pair of pants off the dryer thingy. They landed on some wumman's head  razz: She screamed.

So what is Spanish for "I'm melting"  whistle:
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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2014, 09:16:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 30, 2014, 05:01:59 PM
A gust of wind blew a pair of pants off the dryer thingy. They landed on some wumman's head  razz: She screamed.

I am hiding.

Need pegs  rubschin:

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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2019, 01:03:54 PM »
Put Mr New Washer on a No 2 programme (coloured cottons) at 10.30. Sodding thing is still going!!
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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2019, 01:05:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 24, 2019, 01:03:54 PM
Put Mr New Washer on a No 2 programme (coloured cottons) at 10.30. Sodding thing is still going!!
eeek:

did you turn the water on to it?

and the electric
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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2019, 01:05:36 PM »
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Re: Over enthusiastic washing machines
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2019, 02:48:12 PM »
Fluff build up means that I am now running a wash cycle with no washing in, in order to wash the washing machine  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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