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My new invention
« on: June 01, 2014, 01:13:42 PM »
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Re: My new invention
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2014, 02:47:13 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-10856523

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Re: My new invention
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2014, 02:50:38 PM »
Send me a large cheque and I will send you one*





























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Re: My new invention
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2014, 03:08:53 PM »
Send me a large cheque and I will send you one*
*some assembly required






Assembly included in payment*   Thumbs:  *Bluddy small print
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Re: My new invention
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2014, 04:13:37 PM »
Nick, we've said before NO projectile weapons. Remember what happened last time.  nonono:
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Re: My new invention
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2014, 04:14:41 PM »
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Re: My new invention
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2014, 02:56:28 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: My new invention
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2014, 03:07:05 PM »
4 doors down  cloud9:
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Re: My new invention
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2014, 03:16:49 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: My new invention
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2014, 03:19:09 PM »
I swear I heard someone shout "INCOMING" the other evening  cloud9:
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Re: My new invention
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2014, 12:57:03 PM »
Were you walking towards them perchance?  rubschin:
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Re: My new invention
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2014, 06:35:20 PM »
Were you walking towards them perchance?  rubschin:

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Re: My new invention
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2014, 06:37:12 PM »
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Re: My new invention
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2014, 07:21:09 PM »
I see your snailapult and raise you an insnailerator...  rubschin:

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