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Hoarding Madness
« on: June 02, 2014, 06:05:16 PM »
Mrs Nick throws nothing, NOTHING, away  cussing: cussing:

I just spoke to The Boy to check on GCSE progress. All fine  ::)  he has Music Practical this week. He is an fine pianist  cloud9:

He has broken a finger on his right (writing hand) and piano playing hand  eeek: eeek: eeek:

How?

"I bashed it on the fridge."

What fridge?

"The one in the hall"

????????

It seems the tenants at ex-Nick Towers #3 have a dead fridge. She brought it home  angry041: angry041:

MADNESS!!!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2014, 06:12:53 PM »
Take the boy to Specsavers...next time he might be able to notice such a small item and avoid it.  Thumbs:
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2014, 06:14:13 PM »
SHe has THREE working fridges already  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2014, 06:29:58 PM »
You always cimplained the atmosphere was chilly  lol:
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2014, 06:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 02, 2014, 06:14:13 PM
SHe has THREE working fridges already  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

It sounds like you need to get him a suit of armour with all of those dangerous appliances to navigate around.
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2014, 06:35:47 PM »
ANd he is NOT NOT NOT getting a moped for his birthday  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2014, 06:45:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 02, 2014, 06:35:47 PM
ANd he is NOT NOT NOT getting a moped for his birthday  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Well said.  Thumbs:
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2014, 07:42:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 02, 2014, 06:35:47 PM
ANd he is NOT NOT NOT getting a moped for his birthday  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He is....  noooo:
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2014, 07:44:52 PM »
See the Laptop thread you mong  ::)
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2021, 03:24:04 PM »
The Boy reports that he is having a campaign with the late Mrs Nick as the hoarding has spiralled out of control and there are rooms he cannot get into. "It crushes the spirit," he said. noooo:
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2021, 03:27:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 14, 2021, 03:24:04 PM
The Boy reports that he is having a campaign with the late Mrs Nick as the hoarding has spiralled out of control and there are rooms he cannot get into. "It crushes the spirit," he said. noooo:

Petrol...?  rubschin:
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2021, 04:24:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 14, 2021, 03:27:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 14, 2021, 03:24:04 PM
The Boy reports that he is having a campaign with the late Mrs Nick as the hoarding has spiralled out of control and there are rooms he cannot get into. "It crushes the spirit," he said. noooo:

Petrol...?  rubschin:
Turnips for sure.  Darwin's cold calling to increase sales isn't always in vain
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2021, 05:36:41 PM »
When you said the late Mrs Nick i thought she was no longer here  eeek:

As for the hoarding ...at least its protecting the rug  lol:
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2021, 05:49:26 PM »
They also have had no heating or hot water for a month as she has some weird animus against boiler engineers. She has clearly gone nuts. He is getting pissed off and thinking of moving out! Who can blame him?
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Re: Hoarding Madness
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2021, 05:54:17 PM »
Is he priming you for 6 weeks deposit,  a months rent in advance  and be a guarantor ?? lol:
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