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Offline Nick

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Garden clippings
« on: August 26, 2007, 07:40:10 PM »
1. Why so many? evil:
2. Why so effing scratchy and prickly? freddy:
3. Why do they not go quietly into bags and bins but fight back and sprout thorns? fence:

I look like I have been mauled by tigers! char067

Oh, amd another Mrs Nickism, "Can you just chop down that tree?" thatsit:
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2007, 07:44:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 26, 2007, 07:40:10 PM

I look like I have been mauled by tigers!

Oh, amd another Mrs Nickism, "Can you just chop down that tree?"

Can we just call you George from now on?  noooo:

I hate taking down branches from trees, I always get sawdust in my eyes, (yes, I know I should wear goggles but what the hell!!) as you do when you stand under the branch you are sawing away at.  scared2:
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2007, 07:45:08 PM »
It was a whole tree! Oh, I see what you mean. You are meant to saw it down bit by bit! rubschin:
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2007, 07:46:56 PM »
You need one of these


Or one of these



And definitely one of these



Alternatively buy some gardening gloves.
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2007, 07:48:14 PM »
That Titchmarsh played Stanley Holloway's Dark Girl Dressed in Blue earlier on the wireless.

Oh, wrong thread.
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2007, 07:52:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 26, 2007, 07:48:14 PM
That Titchmarsh played Stanley Holloway's Dark Girl Dressed in Blue earlier on the wireless.

Oh, wrong thread.

Yes I heard it ~ Wonderful stuff .... I must rip a copy of my CD of Stanley Holloway monologues for you ~ assuming that you like him. They'll give the Boy a few laughs (and you some questions to answer I don't doubt) but perhaps Albert and the Lion might not be a good idea  eeek:
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2012, 06:21:57 AM »
The day looms ahead.......two six foot jungles to be attacked. Gonna need some industrial bin bags, and valium.
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2012, 06:58:02 AM »
Get a man in - much more practical, and no need for drugs!
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2012, 07:03:27 AM »
got a man.....well, got apc. Hence the valium.  noooo:
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2012, 07:11:28 AM »
Ummmm,  I see your point! All the more reason to get a man in - a DIFFERENT man?
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2012, 07:27:46 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 30, 2012, 07:11:28 AM
Ummmm,  I see your point! All the more reason to get a man in - a DIFFERENT man?

A real man!  eyes:
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2012, 07:45:02 AM »
Clearly not you then!     point:
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2012, 02:01:32 PM »
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fucking weeds!!!!! Explode: cut back all the basil, only to discover crap loads of weeds with eleventeen foot roots. Banghead
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Re: Garden clippings
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2012, 03:20:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 26, 2007, 07:40:10 PM
1. Why so many? evil:
2. Why so effing scratchy and prickly? freddy:
3. Why do they not go quietly into bags and bins but fight back and sprout thorns? fence:

I look like I have been mauled by tigers! char067

Oh, amd another Mrs Nickism, "Can you just chop down that tree?" thatsit:

agreed with all the above. had cut up the big bits I already chopped down, into smaller bits to fit in the bags........which they still didn't.  Angry9:

gonna pull it all up and get some gravel from BM
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