The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread

[Steve]

I would make a comment but it's too easy a target... Apey, you're up 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8834557/Knick-Shoplifter-caught-supermarket-CCTV-stashing-groceries-underpants.html?ito=chromelessDM_0

 

[Grumpmeister]

If you are going to defraud the unemployment part of the CARES act it's probably a bad idea to make a music video bragging about it and posting it on Youtube.   

https://youtu.be/QZKnNhCTmeA

https://abcnews.go.com/US/rapper-bragged-defrauding-government-music-video-arrested/story?id=73678566

[Steve]

If you are going to defraud the unemployment part of the CARES act it's probably a bad idea to make a music video bragging about it and posting it on Youtube.   

https://youtu.be/QZKnNhCTmeA

https://abcnews.go.com/US/rapper-bragged-defrauding-government-music-video-arrested/story?id=73678566

[Grumpmeister]

I'm sure that the first lesson in the dummies guide to being a thief is not to leave anything behind that has your name and address on it. 

https://news.sky.com/story/bungling-burglar-who-left-name-and-address-at-crime-scene-jailed-12104077

[Barman]

I'm sure that the first lesson in the dummies guide to being a thief is not to leave anything behind that has your name and address on it. 

https://news.sky.com/story/bungling-burglar-who-left-name-and-address-at-crime-scene-jailed-12104077

What a cunt... 

[Steve]

I'm sure that the first lesson in the dummies guide to being a thief is not to leave anything behind that has your name and address on it. 

https://news.sky.com/story/bungling-burglar-who-left-name-and-address-at-crime-scene-jailed-12104077

What a cunt... 

But who's more stupid, him or the judge that thinks after only 2 years inside he won't go back to his life of thieving?

[Just One More]

I'm sure that the first lesson in the dummies guide to being a thief is not to leave anything behind that has your name and address on it. 

https://news.sky.com/story/bungling-burglar-who-left-name-and-address-at-crime-scene-jailed-12104077

What a cunt... 

But who's more stupid, him or the judge that thinks after only 2 years inside he won't go back to his life of thieving?

"Don't tell him Pyke"

[Grumpmeister]

A police officer? Dooughnuts? No I can't believe it.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8957195/On-duty-police-officer-tried-buy-9-95-box-Krispy-Kreme-donuts-7p-Tesco.html

[Steve]

A police officer? Dooughnuts? No I can't believe it.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8957195/On-duty-police-officer-tried-buy-9-95-box-Krispy-Kreme-donuts-7p-Tesco.html

Not just a git but a complete fool, supermarkets sussed that carrots wheeze years ago and they use CCTV + AI to spot sus moving customers

[Grumpmeister]

Karma is a wonderful thing 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9011455/Police-catch-suspected-car-thief-fell-pit-cow-poo-trying-flee-officers.html

[Barman]

Karma is a wonderful thing 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9011455/Police-catch-suspected-car-thief-fell-pit-cow-poo-trying-flee-officers.html

[Grumpmeister]

Karma strikes again... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9067933/Raider-gets-crushed-trying-steal-specialist-pallet.html

Hopefully it was serious.

[Nick]

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/08/uk/unlucky-burglars-pocket-dial-gbr-scli-intl/index.html

[Steve]

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/08/uk/unlucky-burglars-pocket-dial-gbr-scli-intl/index.html

[Grumpmeister]

I'm guessing he isn't a member of Mensa... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9528981/Manchester-mobile-phone-thief-forced-hand-handset.html