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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #75 on: December 18, 2018, 05:02:10 AM »
Another criminal genius, this one had the really bright idea of trying to pay for his McDonalds with marijuana  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/17/man-arrested-trying-pay-mcdonalds-meal-weed-8258628/
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #76 on: December 18, 2018, 06:10:42 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2018, 05:02:10 AM
Another criminal genius, this one had the really bright idea of trying to pay for his McDonalds with marijuana  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/17/man-arrested-trying-pay-mcdonalds-meal-weed-8258628/

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #77 on: December 18, 2018, 04:14:55 PM »
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #78 on: January 27, 2019, 09:55:37 PM »
Stows away on to a lorry in order to sneak into the country and promptly walks into an open prison by mistake...  happy001


Well he's a considerate idiot

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636963/Migrant-sneaked-Britain-arrested-just-hours-later-wandering-PRISON-mistake.html
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #79 on: January 28, 2019, 05:51:34 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2019, 09:55:37 PM
Stows away on to a lorry in order to sneak into the country and promptly walks into an open prison by mistake...  happy001


Well he's a considerate idiot

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636963/Migrant-sneaked-Britain-arrested-just-hours-later-wandering-PRISON-mistake.html

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #80 on: January 28, 2019, 11:41:37 AM »
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #81 on: February 23, 2019, 10:59:32 PM »
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« Reply #82 on: February 24, 2019, 12:30:34 AM »
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #84 on: February 24, 2019, 09:39:05 AM »
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #85 on: March 28, 2019, 01:02:49 PM »
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« Reply #86 on: March 28, 2019, 01:53:18 PM »
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #87 on: March 28, 2019, 02:26:56 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 28, 2019, 01:53:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2019, 01:02:49 PM
noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/27/british-man-tried-flee-australia-jet-ski-armed-crossbow-9034002/
The amazing thing is he nearly made it

Given that a jetski would have sod all radar signature and not that much of a wake to spot I suspect that they just camped out the most likely places he would be heading for and waited.
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #89 on: March 28, 2019, 03:03:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2019, 02:38:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2019, 01:02:49 PM
noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/27/british-man-tried-flee-australia-jet-ski-armed-crossbow-9034002/

 rubschin:

NEWSFLASH: Authorities intercept strange bugger wearing a bucket riding a pedalo and armed with a shotgun 20 miles off the coast of Cyprus....  noooo:
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