The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread

[apc2010]

If media reports are correct...who the Fvck tries to carry out an armed bank robbery in Northern France near the Belguim border,,,,,,,,

Darwin at work...

[Barman]

If media reports are correct...who the Fvck tries to carry out an armed bank robbery in Northern France near the Belguim border,,,,,,,,

Darwin at work...

 

[Grumpmeister]

I know I said at the start of this thread that the criminals in question may as well just walk into the nearest police station but I didn't mean it as an instruction... 

Walking into a station and asking the police to check the purity of your cocaine, obviously we are dealing with a Mensa candidate here... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html

[Steve]

I know I said at the start of this thread that the criminals in question may as well just walk into the nearest police station but I didn't mean it as an instruction... 

Walking into a station and asking the police to check the purity of your cocaine, obviously we are dealing with a Mensa candidate here... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html

[Barman]

I know I said at the start of this thread that the criminals in question may as well just walk into the nearest police station but I didn't mean it as an instruction... 

Walking into a station and asking the police to check the purity of your cocaine, obviously we are dealing with a Mensa candidate here... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html

 

[apc2010]

I know I said at the start of this thread that the criminals in question may as well just walk into the nearest police station but I didn't mean it as an instruction... 

Walking into a station and asking the police to check the purity of your cocaine, obviously we are dealing with a Mensa candidate here... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Beer fridge 1, clueless cretins 0 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html

[Barman]

Beer fridge 1, clueless cretins 0 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html

 

[Steve]

Beer fridge 1, clueless cretins 0 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html

 

  only 2 because the bastard walked away

[Barman]

Beer fridge 1, clueless cretins 0 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html

 

  only 2 because the bastard walked away

I'm sure he lived to fail another day... 

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html

 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html

 

Splendid! 

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html

 

Splendid! 

[Steve]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html

 

Splendid! 

[Grumpmeister]

It's a pity the driver wasn't going any faster.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html

There was a place in America where inmates had to wear neon pink jumpsuits, even when working in public, as an extra punishment. In this case I think the cretin needs something a little more tailored to his situation...