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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #120 on: October 29, 2019, 04:09:11 AM »
Just a suggestion but if you are going to lie about your identity try not to have your true name tattooed on your throat...  point:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/illinois-man-neck-tattoo-false-id
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #121 on: October 29, 2019, 06:12:26 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2019, 04:09:11 AM
Just a suggestion but if you are going to lie about your identity try not to have your true name tattooed on your throat...  point:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/illinois-man-neck-tattoo-false-id

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #122 on: October 29, 2019, 04:36:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2019, 06:12:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2019, 04:09:11 AM
Just a suggestion but if you are going to lie about your identity try not to have your true name tattooed on your throat...  point:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/illinois-man-neck-tattoo-false-id

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #123 on: November 01, 2019, 04:56:56 PM »
Another suggestion here, if you are committing a crime LIVE STREAMING IT ON YOUTUBE IS A FUCKING BAD IDEA!!!  happy002

https://nypost.com/2019/10/30/two-arrested-after-streaming-smuggling-attempt-on-facebook-live/

If only all criminals were so considerate
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #124 on: November 01, 2019, 05:09:08 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2019, 04:56:56 PM
Another suggestion here, if you are committing a crime LIVE STREAMING IT ON YOUTUBE IS A FUCKING BAD IDEA!!!  happy002

https://nypost.com/2019/10/30/two-arrested-after-streaming-smuggling-attempt-on-facebook-live/

If only all criminals were so considerate
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #125 on: November 02, 2019, 05:17:19 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2019, 04:56:56 PM
Another suggestion here, if you are committing a crime LIVE STREAMING IT ON YOUTUBE IS A FUCKING BAD IDEA!!!  happy002

https://nypost.com/2019/10/30/two-arrested-after-streaming-smuggling-attempt-on-facebook-live/

If only all criminals were so considerate

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #126 on: November 16, 2019, 06:18:00 PM »
Hey I've had a great idea, let's bury our drug stash in the woods until we need to sell it. Nobody will find it...




.....pity about the wildlife, even more wild now they've gained a monkey on their back  lol:

God knows what a coked up boar would look like...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/15/wild-boars-snort-17000-cocaine-found-hidden-forest-11148611/
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #127 on: November 16, 2019, 06:26:42 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2019, 06:18:00 PM
Hey I've had a great idea, let's bury our drug stash in the woods until we need to sell it. Nobody will find it...




.....pity about the wildlife, even more wild now they've gained a monkey on their back  lol:

God knows what a coked up boar would look like...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/15/wild-boars-snort-17000-cocaine-found-hidden-forest-11148611/

More a question of what a bear on a comedown is like ... eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #128 on: January 01, 2020, 03:47:26 AM »
A late entry to the Criminal Bellend of 2019 Awards...  happy002

Usually when someone decides to hide a gun down their trousers they choose a pistol and not an automatic rifle...  point:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/31/man-shoots-gun-hidden-trousers-bungled-bus-robbery-11982219/
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #129 on: January 01, 2020, 11:37:07 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2020, 03:47:26 AM
A late entry to the Criminal Bellend of 2019 Awards...  happy002

Usually when someone decides to hide a gun down their trousers they choose a pistol and not an automatic rifle...  point:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/31/man-shoots-gun-hidden-trousers-bungled-bus-robbery-11982219/

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #130 on: January 01, 2020, 01:04:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 01, 2020, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2020, 03:47:26 AM
A late entry to the Criminal Bellend of 2019 Awards...  happy002

Usually when someone decides to hide a gun down their trousers they choose a pistol and not an automatic rifle...  point:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/31/man-shoots-gun-hidden-trousers-bungled-bus-robbery-11982219/

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #131 on: January 01, 2020, 01:30:38 PM »
Bloody hell. missed another late entry in the Criminal Fuckwit of 2019 Awards.

Going shoplifting from a store running a special 'Shop with a Cop' event. This was only ever going to end one way...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/12/idiot-decided-go-shoplifting-shop-cop-event-crammed-police-officers-11847665/
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #132 on: January 01, 2020, 01:31:19 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2020, 01:30:38 PM
Bloody hell. missed another late entry in the Criminal Fuckwit of 2019 Awards.

Going shoplifting from a store running a special 'Shop with a Cop' event. This was only ever going to end one way...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/12/idiot-decided-go-shoplifting-shop-cop-event-crammed-police-officers-11847665/

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #133 on: January 01, 2020, 02:05:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 01, 2020, 01:31:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2020, 01:30:38 PM
Bloody hell. missed another late entry in the Criminal Fuckwit of 2019 Awards.

Going shoplifting from a store running a special 'Shop with a Cop' event. This was only ever going to end one way...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/12/idiot-decided-go-shoplifting-shop-cop-event-crammed-police-officers-11847665/

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #134 on: January 10, 2020, 07:12:44 PM »
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