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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #225 on: March 12, 2023, 03:13:19 PM »
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #226 on: June 05, 2023, 01:11:18 AM »
Wearing a box over your head to avoid getting identified from camera footage? Ok a bit of an odd choice but I can see it working



as long as you don't do something really stupid like lift it up to see what you are stealing while standing in front of a camera...



oh, too late  point:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12158505/Box-wearing-robber-removes-head-covering-better-look-stolen-loot.html
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #227 on: June 05, 2023, 09:58:18 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2023, 01:11:18 AM
Wearing a box over your head to avoid getting identified from camera footage? Ok a bit of an odd choice but I can see it working



as long as you don't do something really stupid like lift it up to see what you are stealing while standing in front of a camera...



oh, too late  point:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12158505/Box-wearing-robber-removes-head-covering-better-look-stolen-loot.html
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #228 on: June 05, 2023, 03:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2023, 09:58:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2023, 01:11:18 AM
Wearing a box over your head to avoid getting identified from camera footage? Ok a bit of an odd choice but I can see it working



as long as you don't do something really stupid like lift it up to see what you are stealing while standing in front of a camera...



oh, too late  point:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12158505/Box-wearing-robber-removes-head-covering-better-look-stolen-loot.html
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #229 on: August 03, 2023, 01:19:22 PM »
Something tells me that while he'll be released almost immediately he won't try shoplifting from that store again  :thumbsup:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12366543/California-7-Eleven-workers-forced-stop-brazen-burglar-clears-shelves-trash-can.html
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #230 on: August 09, 2023, 10:03:12 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2023, 01:19:22 PM
Something tells me that while he'll be released almost immediately he won't try shoplifting from that store again  :thumbsup:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12366543/California-7-Eleven-workers-forced-stop-brazen-burglar-clears-shelves-trash-can.html

Excellent!  eveilgrin:

I stumbled across a channel the other day (on Twitter...?  rubschin:) called Thieves Getting Fucked, very similar satisfying videos...  cloud9:

EDIT: This is it... https://twitter.com/RobberyFaiI
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #231 on: August 09, 2023, 11:33:46 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2023, 10:03:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2023, 01:19:22 PM
Something tells me that while he'll be released almost immediately he won't try shoplifting from that store again  :thumbsup:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12366543/California-7-Eleven-workers-forced-stop-brazen-burglar-clears-shelves-trash-can.html

Excellent!  eveilgrin:

I stumbled across a channel the other day (on Twitter...?  rubschin:) called Thieves Getting Fucked, very similar satisfying videos...  cloud9:

EDIT: This is it... https://twitter.com/RobberyFaiI
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #232 on: October 19, 2023, 10:16:34 PM »
Pretending to be a mannequin in a display so you can ransack a store after it has closed. A clever plan with one teeny tiny flaw in it. You posed right opposite a security camera  point:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12649635/Polish-burglar-theft-mannequin-ransacking-jewelry-store-arrest.html
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #233 on: October 19, 2023, 10:25:46 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2023, 10:16:34 PM
Pretending to be a mannequin in a display so you can ransack a store after it has closed. A clever plan with one teeny tiny flaw in it. You posed right opposite a security camera  point:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12649635/Polish-burglar-theft-mannequin-ransacking-jewelry-store-arrest.html
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #234 on: October 20, 2023, 05:37:27 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2023, 10:16:34 PM
Pretending to be a mannequin in a display so you can ransack a store after it has closed. A clever plan with one teeny tiny flaw in it. You posed right opposite a security camera  point:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12649635/Polish-burglar-theft-mannequin-ransacking-jewelry-store-arrest.html


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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
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