The clue is in the price, and it takes more than lager in a teapot to make up for the awfulness of Ramadan. A load of half starved Arabs going berserk when the cannons go off at night is not for the faint hearted either. Take plenty of Loperamide and something inoffensive to do like a puzzle as there will be no music or dancing, sex or smoking. Still, on the plus side there will be mountains of dates and mint tea