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The annual check up
« on: August 01, 2014, 12:24:55 PM »
Nursey calls from the Quackter. Time for my annual check up it seems. What annual check up? Anyhoo, she has a nice arse and nice uniform so why not? SHe wants blood samples  scared2: scared2:
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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2014, 12:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 01, 2014, 12:24:55 PM
Nursey calls from the Quackter. Time for my annual check up it seems. What annual check up? Anyhoo, she has a nice arse and nice uniform so why not? SHe wants blood samples  scared2: scared2:

I'll give you the results without the bloods...

"Mr. nick, you smoke too much, drink too much and don't exercise enough"

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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2014, 12:29:45 PM »
Um, exactly  redface: redface:  Might just tell her that when I get there  :thumbsup:

I bet she makes me fill in the alcohol intake chart which everyone lies about  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2014, 12:31:08 PM »
I wonder if complaining that I have a poorly willy would trigger an examination  rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2014, 12:31:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 01, 2014, 12:29:45 PM
Um, exactly  redface: redface:  Might just tell her that when I get there  :thumbsup:

I bet she makes me fill in the alcohol intake chart which everyone lies about  noooo: noooo:

I 'spec they just double/treble whatever you say based on how red your nose is....  noooo:

Prolly quadruple it in your case....  point:
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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2014, 02:59:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 01, 2014, 12:31:08 PM
I wonder if complaining that I have a poorly willy would trigger an examination  rubschin: rubschin:

Yes but she will call a consult from her colleague Geoffrey to do it...  whistle:
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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2014, 03:01:18 PM »
Where is Nurse Tipsy?  evil: evil:
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Re: The annual check up
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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2014, 03:33:41 PM »
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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2014, 03:38:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 01, 2014, 03:01:18 PM
Where is Nurse Tipsy?  evil: evil:

She's gone off with Nurse Boogsy, Nurse Tipsy and Nurse Miss D to find the REALLY big bore needles to take your blood samples....   whistle:

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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2014, 03:56:52 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2014, 03:38:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 01, 2014, 03:01:18 PM
Where is Nurse Tipsy?  evil: evil:

She's gone off with Nurse Boogsy, Nurse Tipsy and Nurse Miss D to find the REALLY big bore needles to take your blood samples....   whistle:

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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2014, 03:59:15 PM »
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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2014, 04:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2014, 02:59:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 01, 2014, 12:31:08 PM
I wonder if complaining that I have a poorly willy would trigger an examination  rubschin: rubschin:

Yes but she will call a consult from her colleague Geoffrey to do it...  whistle:
And he'll have those mini tubes of KY ready for the prostate exam
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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2014, 04:45:10 PM »
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Re: The annual check up
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2014, 05:00:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 01, 2014, 04:45:10 PM
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Mr. Steve has a point.... they always do that once you are past a 'certain age'......  whistle:
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