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Offline apc2010

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Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:20:31 PM »
Been invited to a wedding on Sunday ....free food n booze... cloud9:  they expect 3500 people.... eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2014, 01:23:52 PM »
Been invited to a wedding on Sunday ....free food n booze... cloud9:  they expect 3500 people.... eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

You'll get fuck all food and booze prolly.... they only invite you for the envelope.....  point:
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Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2014, 01:29:58 PM »
Been invited to a wedding on Sunday ....free food n booze... cloud9:  they expect 3500 people.... eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

You'll get fuck all food and booze prolly.... they only invite you for the envelope.....  point:

No I actually know this guy (work along side him).....and it's one of my venues..... Thumbs:

Ileft the envelope at home..... whistle:

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Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2014, 01:36:52 PM »
Been invited to a wedding on Sunday ....free food n booze... cloud9:  they expect 3500 people.... eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

You'll get fuck all food and booze prolly.... they only invite you for the envelope.....  point:

No I actually know this guy (work along side him).....and it's one of my venues..... Thumbs:

Ileft the envelope at home..... whistle:

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Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2014, 03:22:25 PM »
Ah I see where this is going, "Apey, I'm really sorry to ask this but we didn't bother to hire a DJ because we knew we could con you into it the DJ we hired has cancelled at the last minute. Can you do it for us.....?"

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Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2014, 03:24:00 PM »
That had crossed my mind too  whistle:  And then Foggy will have to pole dance or something  noooo:
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Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2014, 03:26:13 PM »
Ah I see where this is going, "Apey, I'm really sorry to ask this but we didn't bother to hire a DJ because we knew we could con you into it the DJ we hired has cancelled at the last minute. Can you do it for us.....?"

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I did offer ....... angel1  but they want greek music too....I have loads of it ...but could be playing the birdie dance or a funeral march for all I know...... noooo:




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Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2014, 04:37:39 PM »
That had crossed my mind too  whistle:  And then Foggy will have to pole dance or something  noooo:

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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2014, 04:38:46 PM »
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Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2014, 05:17:54 PM »
Yes, crossing Nick's mind can be very precarious  whistle:
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Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2014, 05:26:58 PM »
Yes, crossing Nick's mind can be very precarious  whistle:

True, but it's one of the shortest journeys in the western hemisphere.  whistle:
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« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2014, 05:29:21 PM »
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Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2014, 08:21:04 PM »
Yes, crossing Nick's mind can be very precarious  whistle:
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2014, 07:04:43 AM »
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Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2014, 06:59:48 PM »
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