The Queen receives Alex Salmond at Balmoral....
HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma'am. Now what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? how about calling it a Kingdom. and then I'll be a King?
HMtQ: No, we don't like that.
AS: Empire then, and I'll be Emperor?
HMtQ: No, we don't like that either.
AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I'll be a Prince?
HMtQ: No Mr Salmond, may I suggest we just call it a Country?