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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2014, 10:19:44 PM »
I am organising a coup.

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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2014, 11:16:22 PM »
I am organising a coup.

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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2014, 11:28:24 PM »
I do have a question about the whole thing, the Barnett Formula was set up in 1978 and was only meant to be a short term plan. Why the hell are we still using it over 30 years later? Hell even Lord Barnett says that it is an embarrassment and wishes that his name had never been attached to it.  cussing:
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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2014, 05:34:13 AM »
Bah! they voted no then.... : evil:
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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2014, 05:58:10 AM »
Bugger! I was hoping for a yes vote, an immediate closing of the border and me being stuck up here forever  lol:
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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2014, 05:59:51 AM »
Bugger! I was hoping for a yes vote, an immediate closing of the border and me being stuck up here forever  lol:

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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2014, 07:17:29 AM »
 happ096  at least it was a (surprisingly) clear result that all have to accept
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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2014, 07:19:46 AM »
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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2014, 07:27:53 AM »
Now , what next  rubschin:

I believe the Cornish want independance  happy001
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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2014, 07:46:55 AM »
Now , what next  rubschin:

I believe the Cornish want independance  happy001
happy001

And there is the infamous B3  the Bickering Breakaway Brigade
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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2014, 08:59:58 AM »
Yes , when is the next jousting event ?  rubschin:
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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2014, 09:17:12 AM »
Can we trust Nick to disorganise that?
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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2014, 10:00:48 AM »
The Queen receives Alex Salmond at Balmoral....
HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma'am. Now what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? how about calling it a Kingdom. and then I'll be a King?
HMtQ: No, we don't like that.
AS: Empire then, and I'll be Emperor?
HMtQ: No, we don't like that either.
AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I'll be a Prince?
HMtQ: No Mr Salmond, may I suggest we just call it a Country?
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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2014, 11:48:14 AM »
The Queen receives Alex Salmond at Balmoral....
HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma'am. Now what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? how about calling it a Kingdom. and then I'll be a King?
HMtQ: No, we don't like that.
AS: Empire then, and I'll be Emperor?
HMtQ: No, we don't like that either.
AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I'll be a Prince?
HMtQ: No Mr Salmond, may I suggest we just call it a Country?


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Re: The VP Scottish Independence referendum
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2014, 12:08:01 PM »
Now , what next  rubschin:

I believe the Cornish want independance  happy001

Don't get me started on that bunch of (very) closely related wackos  lol:
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