The VP Scottish Independence referendum

[Barman]

The Queen receives Alex Salmond at Balmoral....
HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma'am. Now what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? how about calling it a Kingdom. and then I'll be a King?
HMtQ: No, we don't like that.
AS: Empire then, and I'll be Emperor?
HMtQ: No, we don't like that either.
AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I'll be a Prince?
HMtQ: No Mr Salmond, may I suggest we just call it a Country?

 

 

[Barman]

Salmond quits! 

http://order-order.com/2014/09/19/smoked-salmond-first-minister-quits/

[Baldy]

Salmond quits! 

http://order-order.com/2014/09/19/smoked-salmond-first-minister-quits/

.....after the rest of the UK found out he did his sums on the back of a fag packet. 

[Pastis]

  time @ Balmoral tonight no doubt   

[Barman]

time @ Balmoral tonight no doubt   

 

[Grumpmeister]

Definitely one of the stranger attempts to cover the build up. I'm not sure what's more bizarre, the animation or the taiwanese/glaswegian accent 

http://youtu.be/JUBNu8DbYu8

[Barman]

Yesterday was a unique day in Scotland’s history.

The vast majority of the population not only got up in the morning, but actually left the house to go somewhere other than the pub.

[Grumpmeister]

In all honesty while I've been indifferent to the whole build up I'm relieved the vote was no. If Scotland had gone it's own way then the Cornish nationalists would have been next to try and the idea of those inbred headcases walking round in Cornovi tartan flashing anyone they think may vote for them is jjust too horrific to contemplate. When you see the 'Cornwall for the Cornish' cockwomble one it's pretty clear that they haven't taken a bride from outside their village since somewhere around the 1700's.

There used to be a militant arm (it did have the nickname of the Inbred Retard Army in some circles) but it fizzled out years ago because they couldn't be taken seriously. I mean for starters the west country accent does not do angry plus they were just idiots. You would hear in the news that they had decided to burn down a branch of the Bristol and West in some Cornish town but somehow had managed to confuse it with a local hair salon and torched that instead.

[Darwins Selection]

it's pretty clear that they haven't taken a bride from outside their village since somewhere around the 1700's.

I think you meant family, not village.

[Grumpmeister]

Trust me, by this point they mean the same thing Darwin 

[Darwins Selection]

Trust me, by this point they mean the same thing Darwin 

Valid point, well made.

[Grumpmeister]

I see that the hate filled bile spewing little gobshite has also shown himself to be (surprise surprise) a sore loser with no integrity. After conceding the vote and promising to work towards uniting Scotland he now comes out with a diatribe on how they are already being betrayed and that they can obtain independence next time without having a referendum. 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scottish-independence/11111705/Alex-Salmond-says-No-voters-were-tricked.html

[Barman]

I see that the hate filled bile spewing little gobshite has also shown himself to be (surprise surprise) a sore loser with no integrity. After conceding the vote and promising to work towards uniting Scotland he now comes out with a diatribe on how they are already being betrayed and that they can obtain independence next time without having a referendum. 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scottish-independence/11111705/Alex-Salmond-says-No-voters-were-tricked.html

Cnut....

[Steve]

"No voters were tricked "

So nothing wrong then


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[Grumpmeister]

In all honesty I'm not surprised that he pulled something like this. I mean, come on, did everyone think that Salmond would just slink off into obscurity after losing the vote?