Unfortunate incidents in hotels

[Nick]

SO having brought only teeny hand luggage I had to wear my smart suit wot I need for tomorrow's meeting.

I have hung it up for the night but thought it would be safe to slip outside for a fag in the darkness in a t shirt and underpants 

Which is when I encountered:


a) the movement sensor triggered outside light
b) 6 girls on their way out to a hen night 

Have to have breakfast early tomorrow so I can avoid seeing them 

[Grumpmeister]

Thats assuming the girls haven't contacted hotel security about "the ginger pervert going round half dressed scaring htme" in which case you won't have to worry about breakfast tomorrow as you will already have been turfed out

[Nick]

 

I think they were too busy laffing

[beerhead]

a good story for the local plod. i wont tell them that you are our resident perv.

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

a good story for the local plod. i wont tell them that you are our resident perv.

Once they have had a look at some of Nick's posts on here (such as the facebook stalker thread) they won't need anyone telling them. 

[Nick]

I was doing historical research

[Grumpmeister]

I was doing historical research

I put it to you M'lud that the defendant is not a straggly ginger pervert stalking his exes on Faceboot but a straggly ginger old pillock reminiscing about his youth. The case for the defence rests. 

[Steve]

I was doing historical research

I put it to you M'lud that the defendant is not a straggly ginger pervert stalking his exes on Faceboot but a straggly ginger old pillock reminiscing about his youth. The case for the defence rests. 

Oh just send him to the tower, we'll find him guilty later

[Uncle Mort]

I was doing historical research

You mean hysterical research.

[Miss Demeanour]

It really is a dirty habit