My new phone

[Barman]

Perhaps if I cut down the SIM with an angle grinder like...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

   

[Barman]

   

 

[Grumpmeister]

Perhaps if I cut down the SIM with an angle grinder like...? 

For some reason the idea of you with an angle grinder brings this to mind

http://youtu.be/lo7l1QAe_es

[Barman]

NewPhonetastic.... 

[Darwins Selection]

NewPhonetastic.... 

Are you wearing your top brand trainers with flashing heels?

[Steve]

My old phone just broke! 

Crushed between a Panjero and a Gate place?

Perhaps if I cut down the SIM

Not sure about the grinder but yes you can cut down many SIMs.  They used to sell 2 SIM to one phone gismos that told you to do just that

[Barman]

NewPhonetastic.... 

Are you wearing your top brand trainers with flashing heels?

 

[Barman]

My old phone just broke! 

Crushed between a Panjero and a Gate place?

Perhaps if I cut down the SIM

Not sure about the grinder but yes you can cut down many SIMs.  They used to sell 2 SIM to one phone gismos that told you to do just that

I have a SIM chopper but it goes from mahoosive-SIM to Micro-SIM... and new phone needed nano-SIM...

There was a big sticker on the back of the phone that said something along the lines of, "for fucks sake get a new SIM, don't just chop down your old SIM or everything will be buggerated'... 

So I went to the phone shop today and explained that I needed a new Nano-SIM for me new phone like and bish-bosh, out with the chopper, SIM chopped, excess SIM in the bin and , there you go sir, no charge'... 

[Barman]

Just been on-line to Amazon technical support about the busted phone - superb! 

Chatted to some bloke supposedly called Claudiu-Florentin who didn't work through a set script of, "is it switched on?', etc. but appreciated that I had worked out what the fault was... 

...new phone in the post! 

EDIT: New phone arrives tomorrow! 

[Grumpmeister]

Just been on-line to Amazon technical support about the busted phone - superb! 

Chatted to some bloke supposedly called Claudiu-Florentin who didn't work through a set script of, "is it switched on?', etc. but appreciated that I had worked out what the fault was... 

...new phone in the post! 

EDIT: New phone arrives tomorrow! 

Either that or when he saw your name come up he realised that the phone was FUBAR and just sent a replacement instead... 

[Barman]

Just been on-line to Amazon technical support about the busted phone - superb! 

Chatted to some bloke supposedly called Claudiu-Florentin who didn't work through a set script of, "is it switched on?', etc. but appreciated that I had worked out what the fault was... 

...new phone in the post! 

EDIT: New phone arrives tomorrow! 

Either that or when he saw your name come up he realised that the phone was FUBAR and just sent a replacement instead... 

 

[Steve]

My old phone just broke! 

Crushed between a Panjero and a Gate place?

Perhaps if I cut down the SIM

Not sure about the grinder but yes you can cut down many SIMs.  They used to sell 2 SIM to one phone gismos that told you to do just that

I have a SIM chopper but it goes from mahoosive-SIM to Micro-SIM... and new phone needed nano-SIM...

There was a big sticker on the back of the phone that said something along the lines of, "for fucks sake get a new SIM, don't just chop down your old SIM or everything will be buggerated'... 

So I went to the phone shop today and explained that I needed a new Nano-SIM for me new phone like and bish-bosh, out with the chopper, SIM chopped, excess SIM in the bin and , there you go sir, no charge'... 

That must be the first time on the VP that "out with the chopper" didn't have a dodgy meaning

[Barman]

My old phone just broke! 

Crushed between a Panjero and a Gate place?

Perhaps if I cut down the SIM

Not sure about the grinder but yes you can cut down many SIMs.  They used to sell 2 SIM to one phone gismos that told you to do just that

I have a SIM chopper but it goes from mahoosive-SIM to Micro-SIM... and new phone needed nano-SIM...

There was a big sticker on the back of the phone that said something along the lines of, "for fucks sake get a new SIM, don't just chop down your old SIM or everything will be buggerated'... 

So I went to the phone shop today and explained that I needed a new Nano-SIM for me new phone like and bish-bosh, out with the chopper, SIM chopped, excess SIM in the bin and , there you go sir, no charge'... 

That must be the first time on the VP that "out with the chopper" didn't have a dodgy meaning

 

[Steve]

Just been on-line to Amazon technical support about the busted phone - superb! 

Chatted to some bloke supposedly called Claudiu-Florentin who didn't work through a set script of, "is it switched on?', etc. but appreciated that I had worked out what the fault was... 

...new phone in the post! 

EDIT: New phone arrives tomorrow! 

Either that or when he saw your name come up he realised that the phone was FUBAR and just sent a replacement instead... 

 

So can we conclude you wish to withdraw this post?

Got my new phone... 

Moto G4 Plus...