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Offline Nick

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On being invisible
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:55:10 PM »
Between my many and various errands earlier I sat down at a table outside a coffee shop and started using their Wi Fi.

A waitress came and went merrily taking orders and delivering coffee and such.

SHe totally ignored me.

After 30 minutes I went inside and presented myself to her at the coffee machine. She looked past me and then turned and walked away and began wiping surfaces. I stood there for what seemed like ages holding out a fiver. Nothing.

Eventually another operative approached and enquired what I wanted. I said, "Am I invisible?"

SHe looked puzzled and said no. I said, "SO why have I been ignored for the past 40 minutes. All I want is a coffee."

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 cussing: cussing: cussing:

I finally got a coffee.

The caff in question has 6 tables  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2014, 03:00:38 PM »
Anyone seen Nick lately?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2014, 03:03:19 PM »

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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2014, 03:03:32 PM »
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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2014, 03:17:44 PM »
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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2014, 03:29:59 PM »
He did that stupid flag thing first thing (as always ::)) but nothing since.....  noooo:
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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2014, 03:31:12 PM »
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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2014, 03:31:50 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2014, 03:37:35 PM »
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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2014, 03:38:24 PM »
Possibly she does not like using the 'C' word..... so just ignored you.  rubschin:




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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2014, 04:08:06 PM »
Anyone seen Nick lately?

 noooo:

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Probably been to the coffee shop without his trousers on again.  noooo:
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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2014, 05:16:27 PM »
Et tu Darwin  sad32: sad32:
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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2014, 07:11:12 PM »

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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2014, 07:16:53 PM »
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Re: On being invisible
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2014, 07:09:33 AM »
Translation:

Operative 1 "It's that ginger wierdo who ogles girls"
Opeative 2 "I'm not serving him"
Operative 1 "Nor am I"
Operative 2 "If we ignore him he might fuck off and join the other dirty old men in Wetherspoon's'"
Operative 1 "Good idea"

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