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The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« on: October 22, 2014, 11:45:29 AM »
Ask your pork related questions here  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2014, 11:50:53 AM »
Are Peppa Pig Jigsaws goim...?



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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2014, 11:56:19 AM »
Most certainly as they create an unhealthy interest in sausages and bacon at an early age.
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2014, 11:58:37 AM »
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2014, 11:59:23 AM »
Yes, as long as you shut your eyes while you eat it
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2014, 12:01:27 PM »
Are Hoola hoops really foreskins...?
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2014, 12:02:33 PM »
Not the ones you use for exercise, no. It has been known for Jewish snack manufacturers to slip the odd one in (so to speak) to make up the weight of the packets.
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2014, 12:24:26 PM »
What is the difference between wailing walls and licking windows?
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2014, 12:30:36 PM »
Wailing is a jolly good thing, obviously, but licking can lead one into sin angel1
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2014, 01:29:51 PM »
Why do you have to wear those silly hats and what if my hair is not curly and long enough to have that loose bit at the front ?
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2014, 01:36:04 PM »
You can buy hats (at reasonable rate  whistle:) with built in wigs
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2014, 07:40:19 PM »
Is a Lithium Zion battery kosher or just a dodgy fake off Ebay?
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2014, 07:43:43 PM »
My brothers have a large supply of these goods at reasonable prices. PM me.
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2014, 04:20:58 AM »
Quote from: Steve on October 22, 2014, 07:40:19 PM
Is a Lithium Zion battery kosher or just a dodgy fake off Ebay?

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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2014, 05:06:39 AM »
I have laughed out loud to all of these.   redface:
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