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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #45 on: October 31, 2014, 08:39:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #46 on: October 31, 2014, 08:57:04 PM »
What time's the next bus Jew

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Full credit must go to one Mr Bernard Manning who told it at the Lancastrian Hall, Swinton, Manchester in 1976 when I was there
[to be done in Bernard Manning's voice] This black bloke joined the queue at a bus stop in Cheetham Hill (think Golders Green etc) and said, "what time's the next bus due"

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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #47 on: October 31, 2014, 08:58:03 PM »
I had a sauna with him once  whistle: whistle:  Not good  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #48 on: October 31, 2014, 09:00:50 PM »
What time's the next bus Jew

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Full credit must go to one Mr Bernard Manning who told it at the Lancastrian Hall, Swinton, Manchester in 1976 when I was there
[to be done in Bernard Manning's voice] This black bloke joined the queue at a bus stop in Cheetham Hill (think Golders Green etc) and said, "what time's the next bus due"

"Half past ten you black bastard"  lol:

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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #49 on: November 01, 2014, 06:22:51 AM »
What time's the next bus Jew

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drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Full credit must go to one Mr Bernard Manning who told it at the Lancastrian Hall, Swinton, Manchester in 1976 when I was there
[to be done in Bernard Manning's voice] This black bloke joined the queue at a bus stop in Cheetham Hill (think Golders Green etc) and said, "what time's the next bus due"

"Half past ten you black bastard"  lol:

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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #50 on: November 04, 2014, 10:19:59 AM »
He's back  eeek:

I contacted Mumbai chabad and he says he doesn't considers me to be jewish.
You told me your certificate is valid worldwide.
His number is 00919769060840
Thanks for helping. I love you rabbi.

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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #51 on: November 04, 2014, 10:27:53 AM »
He's back  eeek:

I contacted Mumbai chabad and he says he doesn't considers me to be jewish.
You told me your certificate is valid worldwide.
His number is 00919769060840
Thanks for helping. I love you rabbi.

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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #52 on: November 04, 2014, 07:25:49 PM »
This isn't going to end well is it. Nick will have to have a new identity under the witless protection programme
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #53 on: November 04, 2014, 07:28:42 PM »
This isn't going to end well is it. Nick will have to have a new identity under the witless protection programme

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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #54 on: November 04, 2014, 07:28:54 PM »
This isn't going to end well is it. Nick will have to have a new identity under the witless protection programme

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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #55 on: November 04, 2014, 07:31:11 PM »
This isn't going to end well is it. Nick will have to have a new identity under the witless protection programme

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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #56 on: November 04, 2014, 07:34:11 PM »
I have had no complaints  whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #57 on: November 04, 2014, 07:35:19 PM »
I have had no complaints  whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:

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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #58 on: November 04, 2014, 07:36:00 PM »
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Re: The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread
« Reply #59 on: November 04, 2014, 07:37:55 PM »
I have had no complaints  whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:

They don't have time to complain! happy001

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