The all new "Ask the Rabbi" thread

[Barman]

I have had no complaints 

They don't have time to complain!

Didn't hear them.......watching the weather..........

 

[Nick]

Children 

[Steve]

Children 

Says the one that set himself up as a bestower of Rabbi-ism 

[Barman]

Children 

Says the one that set himself up as a bestower of Rabbi-ism 

Touché.

[Nick]

Hi Rabbi,

I am sorry i didnt had understanding and dont know what i was writing, now i got understanding and i am apologizing you for whatever i have written you because i didnt had understanding.

As you know i already proved i was born in muslim religion but every religion knows a kid is sent by god to families and i love only jewish religion and no body had right to force me to convert to there religion or keep my name when i didnt had understanding like when i was kid.

I feel ashamed writing you email about genies please forgive me i am like your servant or friend or member. Please accept my apology.

I am changing my name now officially in india and international passport.

Some rabbis are saying your certificate is not valid which you have given me can you please issue me a new certificate with my new name.

I assure you this will not happen again.

Thanks,
Ahmed.
Mobile : 0091-9030817628

 

[Steve]

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Hi Rabbi

A friend of mine is going on holiday again with another gent he goes out for drinks and lunches all the time with and we are worried that he is burying his feelings for him. Do you have any advice on how to help him in this case.

Also he already has a vicar praying for him in order to protect him for the chaos that usually follows in his wake, would it be possible for you to do so as well so he has double the protection,

Thanks
Grump

[Barman]

Hi Rabbi

A friend of mine is going on holiday again with another gent he goes out for drinks and lunches all the time with and we are worried that he is burying his feelings for him. Do you have any advice on how to help him in this case.

Also he already has a vicar praying for him in order to protect him for the chaos that usually follows in his wake, would it be possible for you to do so as well so he has double the protection,

Thanks
Grump

[Nick]