Context: Tram extension works in Nottingham are a year behind schedule and are causing UNBELIEVABLE chaos to all and sundry. Roadworks and pavements move daily. Traffic hold ups are immense and some areas look like a warzone.
Man with dog: I am totally lost. WHere is Tesco?
Irish labourer: That way! Can't you read fucking signs??
MwD: Look at the dog!
IL: It's a lab
MwD: Look closer. WHat does his harness say?
IL: (slowly) Working Guide Dog
MwD: Exactly, I am blind you stupid bastard
IL: Can't the dog read the signs?
You couldn't make it up!!
