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Offline apc2010

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Customer Service.......
« on: November 09, 2014, 07:32:22 PM »
So I order pizza hut for the first time .......

We only need your postcode sir.....

Me. let me expain our post code comes up with a road behind us (big house)..

We need your postcode only........ Banghead


phone rings delivery boy ...I am outside

No you are not.... Banghead

Finds me ....this is the wrong street...... Banghead


I told them that on the phone.......







order was missing 3 dips ...Pizza was raw ..

called up to complain.

Impossible sir our pizzas are all cooked the same ..

but it is raw ...and you forgot the dips...

we can give you 30% off your next order..

there will be no next order......

So what do you want........

My order...... cussing:





It is here ,now cooked and the missing dips........ noooo:
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2014, 07:34:09 PM »
And they spat in it free :thumbsup:
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2014, 07:38:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 09, 2014, 07:34:09 PM
And they spat in it free :thumbsup:

It will still be better than the 1st one......... noooo:   the only reason I got anything was before he started spouting crap at me ......I said I know its automated but.....

he then shut up...





what happened to the customer is always right........ noooo:
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2014, 07:47:55 PM »
Maybe BM could get a job cooking pizzas........ rubschin:
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2014, 07:56:10 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 09, 2014, 07:38:32 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 09, 2014, 07:34:09 PM
And they spat in it free :thumbsup:

It will still be better than the 1st one......... noooo:   the only reason I got anything was before he started spouting crap at me ......I said I know its automated but.....

he then shut up...





what happened to the customer is always right........ noooo:
It was always shite in the VP  noooo:
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2014, 08:07:52 PM »
You were lucky, we can only dream of being in range of a pizza delivery here
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2014, 08:09:44 PM »
Burn your own, you say?  rubschin:
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2014, 08:16:02 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2014, 08:19:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 09, 2014, 08:09:44 PM
Burn your own, you say?  rubschin:
sometimes  redface:  but Dr Oetker pizzas are hard to eff up
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2014, 08:20:21 PM »
Except for BM
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2014, 08:27:02 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 09, 2014, 07:47:55 PM
Maybe BM could get a job cooking pizzas........ rubschin:

"Never knowingly undercooked"
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2014, 08:27:57 PM »
 drumroll:
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2014, 08:31:05 PM »
 lol: lol:
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2014, 08:37:10 PM »
Aren't Pizza Hut the ones who say that if you don't get your order in 15 minutes them it's free?  rubschin:
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Re: Customer Service.......
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2014, 06:31:46 PM »
So next delivery experience.........this time McDs.......got a flyer .order on-line free delivery n double cheeseburger....... Thumbs:

so try ..."We do not deliver in your area"........so call up oh yes we do you are very close ......

I know....... Banghead   

would you like to order ,,,,,???

yes on-line..

( I want the freebies  redface:)

sorry only by phone..... Banghead

I pay for delivery n no freebie...... cussing:





Then as first post regards address,,,,,,, cussing:



this is why I cook........ noooo:
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