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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #120 on: January 20, 2015, 03:56:49 PM »
Cos I booked into the same hotel for two weeks running I have been upgraded to a suite  eeek: eeek:

Big bathroom, bedroom, lounge with mahoosive TV and leather sofa and a kitchen  Shocked:  £60 a night.

Lorraine at reception was very pleased to see me  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #121 on: January 20, 2015, 03:58:06 PM »
Cos I booked into the same hotel for two weeks running I have been upgraded to a suite  eeek: eeek:

Big bathroom, bedroom, lounge with mahoosive TV and leather sofa and a kitchen  Shocked:  £60 a night.

Lorraine at reception was very pleased to see me  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #122 on: January 20, 2015, 04:10:03 PM »
Call the Latvian Triplets and ask for the pensioner discount, you say?
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #123 on: January 23, 2015, 05:54:12 PM »
Next week is supposed to be my last week in Scunny. I shall be sad to leave sad24: sad24:   Shit place but lovely people and some fascinating tales.

However, interview for my permanent replacement is on the 27th. My boss reckons it is a crap group of applicants and even if they appoint then they may need another month or so before someone else can start. Will find out Tuesday.
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #124 on: January 23, 2015, 05:58:01 PM »
Next week is supposed to be my last week in Scunny. I shall be sad to leave sad24: sad24:   Shit place but lovely people and some fascinating tales.

However, interview for my permanent replacement is on the 27th. My boss reckons it is a crap group of applicants and even if they appoint then they may need another month or so before someone else can start. Will find out Tuesday.

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #125 on: January 23, 2015, 06:16:32 PM »
500 snotters a day plus expenses, no tax (company payment) and a suite with plastic flowers? And Emma, the Barbara Windsor of Scunny? Of course!!
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #126 on: January 23, 2015, 06:18:48 PM »
500 snotters a day plus expenses, no tax (company payment) and a suite with plastic flowers? And Emma, the Barbara Windsor of Scunny? Of course!!

 eeek: eeek:.......well done......

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #127 on: January 23, 2015, 06:46:14 PM »
WIth my luck, I will be out on Wednesday at 5.00  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #128 on: January 23, 2015, 06:58:54 PM »
AN email floods in. Meeting that there Guy Martin on Tuesday rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #129 on: January 23, 2015, 07:00:26 PM »
AN email floods in. Meeting that there Guy Martin on Tuesday rubschin:

Who........... rubschin:  the racing driver......???

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #130 on: January 23, 2015, 07:02:20 PM »
Local lad...........
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #131 on: January 23, 2015, 07:22:46 PM »
Feck moi. One of my team is half time. The rest of the week he does this, lucky bastard  evil:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #132 on: January 23, 2015, 07:36:11 PM »
Feck moi. One of my team is half time. The rest of the week he does this, lucky bastard  evil:

http://www.ched53.co.uk/

Wot? He looks at porn....?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #133 on: January 23, 2015, 07:37:37 PM »
He is a photographer you utter mong  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #134 on: January 23, 2015, 07:40:33 PM »
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