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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #180 on: January 27, 2015, 09:24:55 PM »
::) ::)  Cheapo flight from Madchester
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Are you going to drive when you get there?

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #182 on: January 27, 2015, 09:39:08 PM »
::) ::)  Cheapo flight from Madchester
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Are you going to drive when you get there?



Probably best not to:


One wreck, one mean machine, and patchy Tarmac: a typical sight on Malta's roads

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It may have improved in the last 6 years but when we went there you could not get a Sat nav map for it (you can now) and we discovered their road signs are very helpfully (not) dirty and have blue writing on a blue background.

Over 2 hours to find our hotel which was all of about 5 miles from the airport.

IMHO Malta+Gozo is OK for a long weekend but a week is too long even with the excellent Vampire at their air museum.
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #185 on: January 27, 2015, 10:50:29 PM »
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #186 on: January 28, 2015, 05:14:15 AM »
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #187 on: January 28, 2015, 07:52:22 PM »
Nick is quiet today........ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #188 on: January 28, 2015, 07:54:02 PM »
Possibly trying to change his flight  scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #189 on: January 28, 2015, 07:58:05 PM »
I have been awake since 2.00 a.m. and werking at 10000000 miles an hour, like  NickSick
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #190 on: January 28, 2015, 09:03:07 PM »
Dolores in Scunny tells me I arrive in Malta on Shrove Tuesday which means Carnival night  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #192 on: January 28, 2015, 09:08:55 PM »
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #193 on: February 03, 2015, 05:23:15 PM »
New chef tonight  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  Food may be edible after last night's vomitfest  evil:

Following my presentation to the "Equality and Diversity Committee" last week (rabbits in headlights) I went to see Bob. Bob is in charge of E&D.

I wondered how it had gone down with them. He was evasive  rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

He then sang me a song he had composed about lesbians. It was long. Too long. And in French. He accompanied himself on the guitar.

I applauded politely and left.
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #194 on: February 03, 2015, 05:58:26 PM »
New chef tonight  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  Food may be edible after last night's vomitfest  evil:

Following my presentation to the "Equality and Diversity Committee" last week (rabbits in headlights) I went to see Bob. Bob is in charge of E&D.

I wondered how it had gone down with them. He was evasive  rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

He then sang me a song he had composed about lesbians. It was long. Too long. And in French. He accompanied himself on the guitar.

I applauded politely and left.

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