New chef tonight
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Food may be edible after last night's vomitfest
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Following my presentation to the "Equality and Diversity Committee" last week (rabbits in headlights) I went to see Bob. Bob is in charge of E&D.
I wondered how it had gone down with them. He was evasive
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He then sang me a song he had composed about lesbians. It was long. Too long. And in French. He accompanied himself on the guitar.
I applauded politely and left.