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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2014, 05:23:11 AM »
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"Town to be re-named 'Snickthorpe' in honour of the visitor who doubled the local IQ"

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2014, 12:41:37 PM »
BM up late  noooo:  But not Santa  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2014, 06:28:39 PM »
Emma turned up this afternoon  eeek: Tartan mini skirt, black tights, big hair, language like a docker and a force of nature.  scared2: scared2:  I gave her chocolate  angel1 angel1

We are now allies  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

As a PA she is something to be reckoned with  eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2014, 08:42:45 PM »
Emma turned up this afternoon  eeek: Tartan mini skirt, black tights, big hair, language like a docker and a force of nature.  scared2: scared2:  I gave her chocolate  angel1 angel1

We are now allies  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

As a PA she is something to be reckoned with  eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

A good PA makes a huge difference to so much.   I once employed a gay, rugby playing, offensive joke telling NZ lass as my PA.  Jeez she were good, everybody liked her and she could get so much done.
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2014, 08:54:39 PM »
 :thumbsup:

Emma left this evening to play Netball. She changed in the office  eyes: eyes: Shocked: Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2014, 09:17:23 PM »
:thumbsup:

Emma left this evening to play Netball. She changed in the office  eyes: eyes: Shocked: Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2014, 09:32:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2014, 05:38:08 AM »
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Emma left this evening to play Netball. She changed in the office  eyes: eyes: Shocked: Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2014, 02:42:48 PM »
Emma turned up this afternoon  eeek: Tartan mini skirt, black tights, big hair, language like a docker and a force of nature.  scared2: scared2:  I gave her chocolate  angel1 angel1

We are now allies  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

As a PA she is something to be reckoned with  eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2014, 07:37:33 PM »
I have established the Double Choc Muffin as a unit of currency angel1  Rachel (boss's secretary) is now my bestest friend. I have muffin points  cloud9:

And my boss's boss has FANTASTIC knockers. I may buy her a muffin too  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2014, 07:40:20 PM »
I have established the Double Choc Muffin as a unit of currency angel1  Rachel (boss's secretary) is now my bestest friend. I have muffin points  cloud9:

And my boss's boss has FANTASTIC knockers. I may buy her a muffin too  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2014, 07:51:39 PM »
I have established the Double Choc Muffin as a unit of currency angel1  Rachel (boss's secretary) is now my bestest friend. I have muffin points  cloud9:

And my boss's boss has FANTASTIC knockers. I may buy her a muffin too  eveilgrin:

.....Chapter one on 'How to pull munters when you are ginger'  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2014, 07:52:02 PM »
The end of term Christmas party is in sight  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2014, 07:53:27 PM »
The end of term Christmas party is in sight  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eyes: eyes: eyes:

The all new bring a muffin party
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2014, 08:18:23 PM »
They will do ANYTHING for a muffin  eyes:

Rather like Tipsy  noooo: noooo:  And Miss D  noooo: noooo:
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