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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #60 on: December 19, 2014, 10:03:02 AM »
Not in Scunny today but needed to see my e mails. Was not able to get into the system. Spoke to an IT hobbit who told me to reset my computer "to the beginning of time"  scared2: scared2:

It worked  :thumbsup:

Unfortunately I am now living in a cave and wearing a bearskin  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #61 on: December 19, 2014, 11:39:20 AM »
So - situation normal then . . .     whistle:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2014, 09:10:23 PM »
Unfortunately I am now living in a cave and wearing a bearskin  rubschin:

Scunthorpe 5 star accommodation then.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #64 on: January 01, 2015, 07:58:35 PM »
He is looking forward to going back........ eeek:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #65 on: January 01, 2015, 08:03:23 PM »
I am like a missionary  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #66 on: January 02, 2015, 06:26:10 AM »
I am like a missionary  :thumbsup:

Apocalypticism you say...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #67 on: January 02, 2015, 06:37:12 AM »
I am like a missionary  :thumbsup:

Apocalypticism you say...  rubschin:

I think he means lying face down.....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #69 on: January 02, 2015, 05:05:57 PM »
I am like a missionary  :thumbsup:

Apocalypticism you say...  rubschin:

I think he means lying face down.....  noooo:

For what Nick is about to receive, may the lord make him truly thankful, you say...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #70 on: January 02, 2015, 05:07:11 PM »
 eeek: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #71 on: January 06, 2015, 05:38:07 PM »
Dinner last night was enhanced by the two lovebirds at the next table. It was his birthday. Apart from ordering their food they uttered not one word to each other for over an hour, preferring to text and play games on their phones noooo: noooo:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2015, 05:39:59 PM »
Dinner last night was enhanced by the two lovebirds at the next table. It was his birthday. Apart from ordering their food they uttered not one word to each other for over an hour, preferring to text and play games on their phones noooo: noooo:


My pet hate........ cussing:  see it here when they are on holiday......even at the weddings... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #73 on: January 06, 2015, 08:10:40 PM »
Dinner last night was enhanced by the two lovebirds at the next table. It was his birthday. Apart from ordering their food they uttered not one word to each other for over an hour, preferring to text and play games on their phones noooo: noooo:


My pet hate........ cussing:  see it here when they are on holiday......even at the weddings... noooo:

Whole families....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #74 on: January 06, 2015, 08:37:26 PM »
Dinner last night was enhanced by the two lovebirds at the next table. It was his birthday. Apart from ordering their food they uttered not one word to each other for over an hour, preferring to text and play games on their phones noooo: noooo:


My pet hate........ cussing:  see it here when they are on holiday......even at the weddings... noooo:

Whole families....  noooo:
Almost s bad as people that post on web forums at such times


Oh doh:   redface:
Well, whatever, nevermind