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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #75 on: January 06, 2015, 08:39:48 PM »
Dinner last night was enhanced by the two lovebirds at the next table. It was his birthday. Apart from ordering their food they uttered not one word to each other for over an hour, preferring to text and play games on their phones noooo: noooo:


My pet hate........ cussing:  see it here when they are on holiday......even at the weddings... noooo:

Whole families....  noooo:
Almost s bad as people that post on web forums at such times


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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #76 on: January 06, 2015, 08:41:54 PM »
Bored. Saw some fellow diners tonight with horrid round shoulders. Told them I was a visiting consuluant orthopaedic surgeon angel1 angel1

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #77 on: January 06, 2015, 08:42:51 PM »
Bored. Saw some fellow diners tonight with horrid round shoulders. Told them I was a visiting consuluant orthopaedic surgeon angel1 angel1

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #78 on: January 06, 2015, 08:43:57 PM »
Bored. Saw some fellow diners tonight with horrid round shoulders. Told them I was a visiting consuluant orthopaedic surgeon angel1 angel1

Made them do standing up straight lessons  angel1 angel1

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #79 on: January 06, 2015, 08:45:19 PM »
They obeyed eeek:  I prescribed ALexander Technique for the whole family angel1 angel1  They are Googling it angel1
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #80 on: January 06, 2015, 08:46:50 PM »
Bored. Saw some fellow diners tonight with horrid round shoulders. Told them I was a visiting consuluant orthopaedic surgeon angel1 angel1

Made them do standing up straight lessons  angel1 angel1

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lol: lol: lol: lol:

Nick didn't take Emma to see the FA Cup match then like wot I suggested

Should have http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30629894

All that scoring on the pitch, surely would lead to  . . . . . . .
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #81 on: January 06, 2015, 08:47:08 PM »
They obeyed eeek:  I prescribed ALexander Technique for the whole family angel1 angel1  They are Googling it angel1

Did you make them Jewish....?
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #82 on: January 06, 2015, 08:49:25 PM »
Forgot that  cussing:  I could pop back  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #83 on: January 06, 2015, 08:50:13 PM »
They obeyed eeek:  I prescribed ALexander Technique for the whole family angel1 angel1  They are Googling it angel1

Should have charged them.........

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #84 on: January 06, 2015, 08:51:19 PM »
Forgot that  cussing:  I could pop back  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #85 on: January 09, 2015, 02:32:31 PM »
Have risked booking into a local hotel run by local people again  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #86 on: January 09, 2015, 02:46:43 PM »
Have risked booking into a local hotel run by local people again  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:



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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #87 on: January 09, 2015, 02:48:30 PM »
Precisely eeek:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #88 on: January 09, 2015, 02:49:04 PM »
Have risked booking into a local hotel run by local people again  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

I know, I read it on faceache... ::)
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #89 on: January 09, 2015, 02:50:28 PM »
Not everyone here can werk Faceache  ::)
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