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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #90 on: January 09, 2015, 02:51:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 02:48:30 PM
Precisely eeek:

You wont have to worry about fitting in then...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #91 on: January 09, 2015, 02:54:34 PM »
Everyone is related up there scared2:  It is like a cold version of  Cornwall  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #92 on: January 09, 2015, 05:25:19 PM »
If they offer you a drink called Spingo for god's sake decline politely...  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #93 on: January 09, 2015, 05:28:54 PM »
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #94 on: January 09, 2015, 05:31:32 PM »
The stuff is a hell of a lot more potent that it seems...  noooo:

http://www.spingoales.com/index.html
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #95 on: January 11, 2015, 06:24:50 PM »
Second poshest hotel in Scunny. I find this in my room:
"A charge of £50 will be made if sickness occurs through excessive alcohol consumption which requires additional cleaning."
Checks room carefully................


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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #96 on: January 11, 2015, 06:26:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 11, 2015, 06:24:50 PM
Second poshest hotel in Scunny. I find this in my room:
"A charge of £50 will be made if sickness occurs through excessive alcohol consumption which requires additional cleaning."
Checks room carefully................


 eeek:

Watch wot you eat...... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #97 on: January 11, 2015, 06:27:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 11, 2015, 06:24:50 PM
Second poshest hotel in Scunny. I find this in my room:
"A charge of £50 will be made if sickness occurs through excessive alcohol consumption which requires additional cleaning."
Checks room carefully................


 eeek:

 ::) Says it all really....
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #98 on: January 11, 2015, 06:27:32 PM »
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #99 on: January 11, 2015, 06:30:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 11, 2015, 06:24:50 PM
Second poshest hotel in Scunny. I find this in my room:
"A charge of £50 will be made if sickness occurs through excessive alcohol consumption which requires additional cleaning."
Checks room carefully................


 eeek:

So if damage occurs while cavorting with triplets while suspended from a quadcopter that's OK then?
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #100 on: January 11, 2015, 06:37:26 PM »
Good plan  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  Long day tomorrow, though  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #101 on: January 12, 2015, 07:48:21 AM »
Breakfast took a while to come. They hadn't fired up anything in the kitchen as they "didn't know what I'd want". It seems I am the only guest  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #102 on: January 12, 2015, 09:11:32 AM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 12, 2015, 07:48:21 AM
Breakfast took a while to come. They hadn't fired up anything in the kitchen as they "didn't know what I'd want". It seems I am the only guest  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #103 on: January 14, 2015, 07:48:41 PM »
Quiet today....... scared2:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #104 on: January 14, 2015, 08:40:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 12, 2015, 07:48:21 AM
Breakfast took a while to come. They hadn't fired up anything in the kitchen as they "didn't know what I'd want". It seems I am the only guest  eeek:

Bates Motel you say.....  rubschin:
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