The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread

[Baldy]

New chef tonight    Food may be edible after last night's vomitfest 

Following my presentation to the "Equality and Diversity Committee" last week (rabbits in headlights) I went to see Bob. Bob is in charge of E&D.

I wondered how it had gone down with them. He was evasive 

He then sang me a song he had composed about lesbians. It was long. Too long. And in French. He accompanied himself on the guitar.

I applauded politely and left.

At least you can earn munny dealing with that sort of shite. 

Paying taxes to fund such idiots is why I became a Smugger.

[Nick]

The hotel is full of Italians and Rumanians. Laura  is their interpreter. SHe is on duty from 6.30 a.m. until 10.00 p.m. SHe looks knackered. I bought her a glass of wine. SHe is suddenly my beshtest frend

[apc2010]

The hotel is full of Italians and Rumanians. Laura  is their interpreter. SHe is on duty from 6.30 a.m. until 10.00 p.m. SHe looks knackered. I bought her a glass of wine. SHe is suddenly my beshtest frend

You took toffees again........

[Nick]

Well it could get sticky  *




















*Tipsy please note

[Nick]

Emma this morning with a couple of visitors. SHe had high heels on

[Grumpmeister]

In other words her elbows are at the perfect height to do some real damage if you nark her off.... 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Emma this morning with a couple of visitors. SHe had high heels on

[Uncle Mort]

Is she Happy?

[apc2010]

Is she Happy?

 

[Darwins Selection]

Is she Happy?

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Is she Happy?

Her expression strikes me less "I'm happy" and more "I'm not going to show it but you are going to pay for this later".... 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

You could always invite her on here Nick, what's the worst that could happen...... 

[Nick]