The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread

[Steve]

there are things to joke about but being forced to go back to a bleeding Travelodge isn't one of them

Much sympathy Nick, with luck it'll burn down beforehand

[Grumpmeister]

Not sure about beforehand but given his track record, if Nick is staying there... 

[apc2010]

Why am I thinking Alan Partridge.......

[Nick]

Hello Mr Nick
Hello Boss
Can you tell us what you are doing till May or June?
I am leaving next week
Oh


10 mins later

Can you stay on till April or May?
ON the current preposterously generous fee and expenses?
Um, yes please

 

[Steve]

Hello Mr Nick
Hello Boss
Can you tell us what you are doing till May or June?
I am leaving next week
Oh


10 mins later

Can you stay on till April or May?
ON the current preposterously generous fee and expenses?
Um, yes please

 

[apc2010]

Hello Mr Nick
Hello Boss
Can you tell us what you are doing till May or June?
I am leaving next week
Oh


10 mins later

Can you stay on till April or May?
ON the current preposterously generous fee and expenses?
Um, yes please

 

But wot about my twiglets........

[Baldy]

Hello Mr Nick
Hello Boss
Can you tell us what you are doing till May or June?
I am leaving next week
Oh


10 mins later

Can you stay on till April or May?
ON the current preposterously generous fee and expenses?
Um, yes please

 

Borrow us a fiver like. 

[Nick]

Booking a week in that there MaJorca for the end of next week, like 

[apc2010]

Booking a week in that there MaJorca for the end of next week, like 

 

[Steve]

Booking a week in that there MaJorca for the end of next week, like 

They like Twiglets there do they?

[Nick]

After today's events, and recent others. I am seriously considering resigning from this place with immediate effect. My boss is calling me shortly to persuade me not to.

[apc2010]

After today's events, and recent others. I am seriously considering resigning from this place with immediate effect. My boss is calling me shortly to persuade me not to.

Better than Shirley......

[Nick]

    I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy 

[Steve]

  I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy 

[Nick]

We have an over promoted short fat bald bully on our hands. The man is a dangerous twat. We are developing a pincer movement