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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #255 on: March 24, 2015, 08:23:48 PM »
We have an over promoted short fat bald bully on our hands. The man is a dangerous twat. We are developing a pincer movement  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #256 on: March 24, 2015, 11:47:46 PM »
We have an over promoted short fat bald bully on our hands. The man is a dangerous twat. We are developing a pincer movement  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #257 on: March 25, 2015, 08:42:53 AM »
::) ::)  I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #258 on: March 25, 2015, 08:59:04 AM »
::) ::)  I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #259 on: March 25, 2015, 09:42:43 AM »
::) ::)  I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #264 on: March 25, 2015, 07:50:09 PM »
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #265 on: April 09, 2015, 05:53:10 PM »
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #266 on: April 09, 2015, 06:25:56 PM »
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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #267 on: April 13, 2015, 05:04:04 PM »
Hannah has landed. She previously worked for a small firm of accountants so the transition seems a bit daunting to her. I politely took her on a tour of the site today and showed her some of the facilities. Well, that was the plan. It was interrupted when we were attacked by a hungry ferret which had escaped from the Animal Care menagerie  ::)  I sent her for a plastic box while I wrestled with it. We got it into the box in the end but were both sweaty and covered in dust. I got bitten.

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #268 on: April 13, 2015, 05:42:38 PM »
Hannah has landed. She previously worked for a small firm of accountants so the transition seems a bit daunting to her. I politely took her on a tour of the site today and showed her some of the facilities. Well, that was the plan. It was interrupted when we were attacked by a hungry ferret which had escaped from the Animal Care menagerie  ::)  I sent her for a plastic box while I wrestled with it. We got it into the box in the end but were both sweaty and covered in dust. I got bitten.

I hope she comes back tomorrow  scared2: scared2:

A sweaty box ...nothing worse...... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread
« Reply #269 on: April 13, 2015, 06:46:10 PM »
Hannah has landed. She previously worked for a small firm of accountants so the transition seems a bit daunting to her. I politely took her on a tour of the site today and showed her some of the facilities. Well, that was the plan. It was interrupted when we were attacked by a hungry ferret which had escaped from the Animal Care menagerie  ::)  I sent her for a plastic box while I wrestled with it. We got it into the box in the end but were both sweaty and covered in dust. I got bitten.

I hope she comes back tomorrow  scared2: scared2:

A sweaty box ...nothing worse...... noooo:

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