The all new "Delights of Scunthorpe" thread

[Darwins Selection]

Hannah has landed. She previously worked for a small firm of accountants so the transition seems a bit daunting to her. I politely took her on a tour of the site today and showed her some of the facilities. Well, that was the plan. It was interrupted when we were attacked by a hungry ferret which had escaped from the Animal Care menagerie    I sent her for a plastic box while I wrestled with it. We got it into the box in the end but were both sweaty and covered in dust. I got bitten.

I hope she comes back tomorrow 

After your rabies/tetanus shot?

[Nick]

I am detecting teeny indications that my contract here will prolly end this month. Good innings but will be sad to leave 

[apc2010]

I am detecting teeny indications that my contract here will prolly end this month. Good innings but will be sad to leave 

A holiday....

[Nick]

Invite to Loire Valley   Miss Italy may come too 

[apc2010]

Invite to Loire Valley   Miss Italy may come too 

Prison talk.....

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

I am detecting teeny indications that my contract here will prolly end this month. Good innings but will be sad to leave 

Bit sad, you have transformed our image of Scunthorpe




(well nearly)

[Nick]

SHit town, sad High Street, lovely people 

[Nick]

Hold that:local hero just died.Coverage on local telly. He had a collection of 1800 garden gnomes, dressed as one and drove a Gnomemobile 

[apc2010]

Hold that:local hero just died.Coverage on local telly. He had a collection of 1800 garden gnomes, dressed as one and drove a Gnomemobile 

Gnomemobile........

[Nick]

TMR will be jealous you say?

[Baldy]

TMR will be jealous you say?

 

[Nick]

Packing for last week in Scunny    Got an "exit interview" with HR on Tuesday    and some cold revenge on a couple of enemies who deserve nothing better than crucifixion    and then a "Funeral Buffet" 

Looks like the theme of the week is death 

[apc2010]

Packing for last week in Scunny    Got an "exit interview" with HR on Tuesday    and some cold revenge on a couple of enemies who deserve nothing better than crucifixion    and then a "Funeral Buffet" 

Looks like the theme of the week is death 

Then wot...

[Nick]

Home and Loire Valley 

I confidently expect that they will want me back, but in the meantime there is a contract at Nottingham University, if I want it