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I've done a BM....
« on: December 07, 2014, 05:21:18 PM »
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2014, 05:25:53 PM »
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2014, 05:26:14 PM »
Get Foggy to kiss it better  :thumbsup:
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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2014, 05:26:55 PM »
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

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It hurts....... evil:

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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2014, 05:55:30 PM »
I also sat on my e-ciggie it looks like a banana........ noooo:

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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2014, 06:14:58 PM »
Chuck it out. I am back on the Marlboro  cloud9:
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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2014, 06:37:37 PM »
Nurse Miss T thinks it's broken......... rubschin:  the toe...... ::)

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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2014, 06:42:36 PM »
Has she got an uniform?  Shocked:
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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2014, 06:54:47 PM »
Has she got an uniform?  Shocked:

A Baldy special........... eyes:

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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2014, 07:02:01 PM »
PVC is a bit sweaty in my experience  whistle:
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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2014, 07:18:59 PM »
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2014, 07:23:58 PM »
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

Oh woes, and just when Arsenal need a new player you'll miss the opportunity.


Just out of interest how is the peasant?

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2014, 07:24:12 PM »
PVC is a bit sweaty in my experience  whistle:

That is a picture I can do without after dinner noooo:
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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2014, 07:34:25 PM »
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

I put my shoe on yesterday and it had something in it, under my instep like....

As I walked along it moved around!  eeek:

Took my shoe off and shook out a mahoosive millipede!  Shocked:
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Re: I've done a BM....
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2014, 07:38:39 PM »
Is it OK?
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