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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #167 on: July 25, 2016, 12:24:13 PM »
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed.  noooo:

BM you may want to pass on the video...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #168 on: July 25, 2016, 12:40:46 PM »
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed.  noooo:

BM you may want to pass on the video...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html

Not clicking...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #169 on: July 26, 2016, 12:06:38 AM »
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed.  noooo:

BM you may want to pass on the video...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html

Not clicking...  noooo:

He did,,,,,,,,, whistle:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #170 on: July 26, 2016, 03:09:58 PM »
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed.  noooo:

BM you may want to pass on the video...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html

Not clicking...  noooo:

He did,,,,,,,,, whistle:

I bleddy didn't!  cussing:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #171 on: July 26, 2016, 03:42:02 PM »

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #172 on: July 29, 2016, 10:48:48 AM »
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired.  eeek:

There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.

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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.

So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #173 on: July 29, 2016, 11:25:22 AM »
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired.  eeek:

There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.

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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.

So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html

 eeek:  sometimes  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: doesn't cover it
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #174 on: July 29, 2016, 11:30:10 AM »
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired.  eeek:

There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.

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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.

So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html

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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.

That is lucky, I was just about to put a net up in the lounge... ::)
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #175 on: July 29, 2016, 11:45:47 AM »
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired.  eeek:

There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.

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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.

So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html

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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.

That is lucky, I was just about to put a net up in the lounge... ::)

You are forgetting, it's a Fox channel BM. If Fox News is anything to go by then I can see viewers being daft enough to give it a go.  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #176 on: July 29, 2016, 01:24:41 PM »
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired.  eeek:

There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.

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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.

So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html

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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.

That is lucky, I was just about to put a net up in the lounge... ::)

You are forgetting, it's a Fox channel BM. If Fox News is anything to go by then I can see viewers being daft enough to give it a go.  noooo:

I note the show is an hour long...?

Are even fox viewers dumb enough to sit through 59½ minutes of shite and adverts for the last 30 seconds of interest...? Shrugs:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #177 on: July 31, 2016, 09:58:02 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #178 on: July 31, 2016, 10:47:48 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #179 on: July 31, 2016, 11:06:25 PM »
Feck moi!  eeek:

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