20 years of the Darwin Awards

[Nick]

Religion 

[Grumpmeister]

Religion 

It's easy to get all steamed up over a belief... 

[Steve]

Religion 

It's easy to get all steamed up over a belief... 

Wok was he thinking?

[Grumpmeister]

Got another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir, looks like he's been able to escape your notice for a while now...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html

 

[boogs]

Got another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir, looks like he's been able to escape your notice for a while now...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html

 

Bloody nutter 

[Steve]

Got another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir, looks like he's been able to escape your notice for a while now...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html

 

Still it wrecked his sex life for a fair while

[Grumpmeister]

Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. 





https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485

[Barman]

Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. 





https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485

I... I... I'm lost for werds... 

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? 

[Grumpmeister]

Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. 





https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485

I... I... I'm lost for werds... 

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? 

Apparently you can't fly much higher than a mile up as you bounce off the 'air dome' 

[Darwins Selection]

Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. 





https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485

I... I... I'm lost for werds... 

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? 

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows

[Grumpmeister]

Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. 





https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485

I... I... I'm lost for werds... 

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? 

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows

Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir? 

[Darwins Selection]

Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. 





https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485

I... I... I'm lost for werds... 

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? 

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows

Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir? 

[Grumpmeister]

Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. 





https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485

I... I... I'm lost for werds... 

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? 

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows

Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir? 

*Sends black suit to cleaners.....* 

[Steve]

That supposed rocket makes that supposed F1 car from the other week seem like the bees knees

And wot BM said 

And wot Darwin said:     I thought the windows were real it was everything inside the plane that was VR esp the passengers. 

[Grumpmeister]

It appears that his attempt will be delayed as he's been banned from launching on public land... 

https://gizmodo.com/flat-earth-researcher-told-he-cant-blast-himself-into-t-1820735736