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Offline Barman

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #450 on: July 19, 2018, 12:55:24 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2018, 10:04:45 AM
Pissed, up a ladder in the rain wearing slippers trying to remove a wasps nest when you are allergic to them....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5969553/Theatre-director-allergic-wasps-fell-death-stung-tried-remove-nest.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #451 on: July 25, 2018, 10:14:16 PM »
I see that Mr Darwin sir has reentered his ironic phase....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5991147/German-Aachen-Strangler-serial-killer-accidentally-electrocutes-prison.html

Sounds perfectly deserved to me.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #452 on: July 25, 2018, 10:43:28 PM »
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #453 on: July 26, 2018, 03:10:45 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #454 on: July 26, 2018, 03:11:19 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2018, 10:43:28 PM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html

Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...?  rubschin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #455 on: July 26, 2018, 07:45:09 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #456 on: July 26, 2018, 11:09:02 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2018, 03:11:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2018, 10:43:28 PM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html

Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...?  rubschin:

Plus shin splints...  :thumbsup:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #457 on: July 26, 2018, 11:17:35 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2018, 11:09:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2018, 03:11:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2018, 10:43:28 PM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html

Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...?  rubschin:

Plus shin splints...  :thumbsup:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #458 on: July 26, 2018, 12:50:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2018, 11:17:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2018, 11:09:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2018, 03:11:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2018, 10:43:28 PM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html

Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...?  rubschin:

Plus shin splints...  :thumbsup:

 Shocked:

That could be more for Cornwall than anywhere else. For some reason a combination of steep hills and knee/thigh high kerbs seems common here. Saw some dozy bugger on a pair of Heeleys bomb down a hill, lose control and veer straight into one of those kerbs at full pelt...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #459 on: July 26, 2018, 12:58:29 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2018, 12:50:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2018, 11:17:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2018, 11:09:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2018, 03:11:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2018, 10:43:28 PM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html

Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...?  rubschin:

Plus shin splints...  :thumbsup:

 Shocked:

That could be more for Cornwall than anywhere else. For some reason a combination of steep hills and knee/thigh high kerbs seems common here. Saw some dozy bugger on a pair of Heeleys bomb down a hill, lose control and veer straight into one of those kerbs at full pelt...  noooo:
The extra toes don't help then?
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #460 on: July 26, 2018, 01:09:34 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #461 on: July 26, 2018, 01:19:05 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #462 on: August 01, 2018, 03:17:50 AM »
Call me unsympathetic but the stupid bastard should have stuck his head in there instead...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6006043/Reptile-handler-attacked-crocodile-Thailand.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #463 on: August 01, 2018, 04:52:57 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2018, 03:17:50 AM
Call me unsympathetic but the stupid bastard should have stuck his head in there instead...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6006043/Reptile-handler-attacked-crocodile-Thailand.html

The only surprise there is that the Fail story doesn't have 'shocking' in the first five sentences...  lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #464 on: August 03, 2018, 05:59:07 PM »
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