20 years of the Darwin Awards

[Grumpmeister]

For going above and beyond in his efforts to cleanse the gene pool Darwin deserves a medal, or at the very least a bottle or Ardberg from BM's stash in the cellar. 

Stopping idiots like this from being able to reproduce can only be a good thing. 

A Wisconsin man had a longstanding erotic game with his wife where she would place the barrel of an unloaded shotgun against his scrotum and he would tell her to pull the trigger.
This time, the imminent arrival of one of his wife’s friends seems to have made them rush, because the gun was loaded. The man survived, earning a rare Living Darwin Award for his self-exclusion from the human gene pool.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11288563/The-Darwin-Awards-20-years-of-lethal-stupidity.html

[apc2010]

  

[Steve]

 

[Barman]

 

[apc2010]

You have a shotgun.........

[Darwins Selection]

You have a shotgun.........

All he needs now is a scrotum. 

[apc2010]

You have a shotgun.........

All he needs now is a scrotum. 

 

[Steve]

You have a shotgun.........

All he needs now is a scrotum. 

 

[Barman]

 

[Grumpmeister]

You have a shotgun.........

All he needs now is a scrotum. 

In a jar in LL's bedside cabinet you say... 

[Steve]

Looks like another one join the list

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090

Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.

What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him 

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Looks like another one join the list

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090

Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.

What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him 

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just 

It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."

[apc2010]

Looks like another one join the list

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090

Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.

What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him 

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just 

It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."

 

[Darwins Selection]

Looks like another one join the list

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090

Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.

What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him 

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just 

It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."

You mean he was trying to pull him out of the water?

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Looks like another one join the list

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090

Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.

What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him 

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just 

It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."

You mean he was trying to pull him out of the water?

Probably beating him off . . .