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We've had a few drinks and I'm bored. I know I'll strip off and you can set me on fire, that will be a laugh. QuoteOn an alcohol-fuelled night almost two months ago, he thought it would be harmless to spray himself with deodorant and methylated spirits and have his mates set him alight.Dressed only in his underpants, he tempted fate by encouraging his mates to light up his leg, which he'd sprayed with deodorant.https://youtu.be/5FHeZsN8Ds0http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3069556/When-pre-drinks-HORRIBLY-wrong-Teen-reveals-mate-s-drunken-party-prank-turned-human-fireball-left-fighting-life.html
On an alcohol-fuelled night almost two months ago, he thought it would be harmless to spray himself with deodorant and methylated spirits and have his mates set him alight.Dressed only in his underpants, he tempted fate by encouraging his mates to light up his leg, which he'd sprayed with deodorant.
An innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck..... Called the SS Richard Montgomery Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2015, 08:12:49 PMAn innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck..... Called the SS Richard Montgomery Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense.If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2015, 09:30:23 PMQuote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2015, 08:12:49 PMAn innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck..... Called the SS Richard Montgomery Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense.If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2015, 06:59:25 AMQuote from: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2015, 09:30:23 PMQuote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2015, 08:12:49 PMAn innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck..... Called the SS Richard Montgomery Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense.If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^Either that or the MOD thinks that Sheppey would be vastly improved by a large bomb crater...
I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here.... Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money. http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2015, 09:28:17 AMI love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here.... Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money. http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-youI dare him to try that with my terrapin. You don't know pain til fluffy snaps his beak shut on your septum and refuses to let go. 20 minutes I had a terrapin hanging from my nose.
Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen. http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2015, 09:29:29 PMAnyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen. http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767Nick NO
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 02, 2015, 10:48:42 AMQuote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2015, 09:29:29 PMAnyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen. http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767Nick NO
