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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #75 on: October 30, 2015, 08:59:12 PM »
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What is it about Rednecks and fireworks......mortar baseball. It's all right though, they have a little bottle of water as safety equipment.  noooo:

http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g

 noooo:

The really scary thing is that they can vote...  scared2:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #76 on: October 30, 2015, 08:59:51 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 08:59:12 PM
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2015, 01:57:11 AM
What is it about Rednecks and fireworks......mortar baseball. It's all right though, they have a little bottle of water as safety equipment.  noooo:

http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g

 noooo:

The really scary thing is that they can vote...  scared2:

And breed...  Banghead
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #77 on: October 30, 2015, 09:01:06 PM »
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 08:59:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2015, 05:42:15 AM
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What is it about Rednecks and fireworks......mortar baseball. It's all right though, they have a little bottle of water as safety equipment.  noooo:

http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g

 noooo:

The really scary thing is that they can vote...  scared2:

And breed...  Banghead

Good point. Mr Darwin sir, I think that you need to up your game across the pond.  rubschin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #78 on: January 29, 2016, 04:41:53 AM »
Surely there must have been a point where he considered calling a locksmith out before deciding to try and climb into his apartment  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3420734/Ecuadorian-national-falls-death-Calle-del-Doctor-Buades-Alicante-trying-access-flat-outside-using-rope.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #79 on: January 29, 2016, 05:45:31 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2016, 04:41:53 AM
Surely there must have been a point where he considered calling a locksmith out before deciding to try and climb into his apartment  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3420734/Ecuadorian-national-falls-death-Calle-del-Doctor-Buades-Alicante-trying-access-flat-outside-using-rope.html

I think the video shows that point very well!  lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #80 on: January 29, 2016, 08:07:44 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #81 on: January 29, 2016, 09:00:54 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2016, 08:07:44 AM
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin

Pretty sure I saw a couple of smugger lookalikes in there..  rubschin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #82 on: January 29, 2016, 09:45:08 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2016, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2016, 08:07:44 AM
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin

Pretty sure I saw a couple of smugger lookalikes in there..  rubschin:

There is a guy up the road working on Miss A's house...

He needed some scaffolding to reach the roof and I arranged with my next door neighbour that he could borrow his (he has loads) for free...

But no... rather than driving 30 seconds up the road and taking the free scaffolding (did I mention it was free?) he is using the single-level scaffolding that he already had (about six feet high?) with an extending ladder precariously perched on top of it to reach the roof...  noooo:

To be fair, he has got a bag of cement at the bottom of the ladder to stop it slipping... facepalm:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #83 on: February 02, 2016, 02:23:56 AM »
Ok let me get this straight, you hold down a bull and completely piss it off by setting its horns on fire before letting it chase you?  eeek:







What is this, Darwin's Lucky Dip?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #84 on: February 02, 2016, 06:43:17 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 02:23:56 AM
Ok let me get this straight, you hold down a bull and completely piss it off by setting its horns on fire before letting it chase you?  eeek:







What is this, Darwin's Lucky Dip?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #85 on: February 02, 2016, 09:32:25 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 02:23:56 AM
Ok let me get this straight, you hold down a bull and completely piss it off by setting its horns on fire before letting it chase you?  eeek:

What is this, Darwin's Lucky Dip?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html
noooo: Primitive peasants.

Why don't they cut its throat and set the whole animal on fire like civilised people.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #86 on: February 02, 2016, 10:16:09 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2016, 09:32:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 02:23:56 AM
Ok let me get this straight, you hold down a bull and completely piss it off by setting its horns on fire before letting it chase you?  eeek:

What is this, Darwin's Lucky Dip?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html
noooo: Primitive peasants.

Why don't they cut its throat and set the whole animal on fire like civilised people.

If they did that then you wouldn't have as much of a chance to thin out the gene pool...  rubschin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #87 on: March 09, 2016, 01:04:32 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #89 on: March 09, 2016, 04:18:29 PM »
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