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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #120 on: April 11, 2016, 10:55:37 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #122 on: April 12, 2016, 11:45:05 PM »
What.........the.........fuck??? Am I a bad person for finding this funny?  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/11/judge-asks-policeman-to-show-court-how-a-grenade-works-so-he-pulls-the-pin-5809206/
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #124 on: April 13, 2016, 08:05:13 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #126 on: April 15, 2016, 11:34:57 PM »
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #127 on: April 16, 2016, 08:12:54 AM »
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html

Meters, not feet... ::)

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #128 on: April 16, 2016, 08:13:50 AM »
Ask LL to make one of her specials for dinner  :thumbsup:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #129 on: April 16, 2016, 08:35:50 AM »
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html

Meters, not feet... ::)

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Metres.  ::)

Feet are for flippers.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #130 on: April 16, 2016, 09:26:06 AM »
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html

Meters, not feet... ::)

My stomach remains unchurned...  noooo:

Metres.  ::)

Feet are for flippers.

doh:

...and...

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #131 on: April 16, 2016, 10:27:54 AM »
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html

Meters, not feet... ::)

My stomach remains unchurned...  noooo:

It wasn't so much the drop but the fact that knowing his condition he decides to take up a hobby that requires you to be in peak physical shape that makes him a probable Darwin candidate before too much longer. I just hope that when it does happen he doesn't land on some poor unsuspecting bastard.  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #132 on: April 16, 2016, 02:53:35 PM »
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html

Meters, not feet... ::)

My stomach remains unchurned...  noooo:

It wasn't so much the drop but the fact that knowing his condition he decides to take up a hobby that requires you to be in peak physical shape that makes him a probable Darwin candidate before too much longer. I just hope that when it does happen he doesn't land on some poor unsuspecting bastard.  noooo:

I hope it is more than nine meters metres...  eveilgrin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #133 on: April 29, 2016, 09:14:07 AM »
Man searches for gas leak with a lighter. I shit you not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #134 on: April 29, 2016, 09:40:36 AM »
Man searches for gas leak with a lighter. I shit you not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4

I'll see your gas leak and raise you a petrol tanker...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/KgjI4PacHgk
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